Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert's perfected day drinking. They discuss their current favorite reality shows, and Tom shares a cool video of an Ed Asner look-a-like with Bert. They give an update about their podcast with Warren Sapp, discuss the Ellen DeGeneres controversy, as well as their favorite Snoop Dogg hairstyles. They also play a game in which they decide which of the world's richest women they'd date.

  • Michael Petros
    Michael Petros

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  • Mike

    the only time bert is calm is when hes telling the truth

  • mrou2u

    I miss the ncaa football days

  • David Thilen
    David Thilen

    Bert fat

  • Tony G
    Tony G

    Jack Carlson in marathon, FL. If yall wanna fish with Warren, that's where you need to go.

  • The Laugh Button
    The Laugh Button

    Bert is pure joy!

  • Kev Benoit
    Kev Benoit

    I have an ear for voices. That Ed Asner audio clip is NOT Ed Asner. Voice is just wrong.

  • Scoop Dukem
    Scoop Dukem

    Bert saying "nightmare" like William Montgomery

  • Aaron David
    Aaron David

    57:40 looks like Kumail Nanjiani

  • Dee WarCheef
    Dee WarCheef

    God I hate when Burt and tim get on cancel culture, they come off as moron conservatives.

  • Clinterus

    I think half of the reason Tom is friends with Bert is because he enjoys seeing him say/do stupid shit. I love them both.

  • terry winston
    terry winston

    bertcast podcast numbers evapoating big time!! barely breaking 10k. only when he pairs w/ tom segura and bill burr do the numbers show up psssst they r not there for bert !!!

  • Bianca Bloom
    Bianca Bloom

    Bert thinking that the issue with Ellen couldn’t be sexual assault _b e c a u s e s h e ‘ s m a r r i e d_ 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • starko

    C'mon Mark don't be stingy lmao

  • Halluci

    They should've called prime time

  • Akuma Pharaoh
    Akuma Pharaoh

    @ 00:13:00 Bert shows us a legit car girl: "See that's her, right there, in a car."

  • Zachary Alexander
    Zachary Alexander

    watching Bert discuss videogames is painful

  • Harilaki916

    “White guys get screwed hair styles, I guess that a fair trade with all those years of oppression” - Bert 2020 😂😂😂😂

  • scott anderson
    scott anderson

    Burnt and Ed Astor say “massage” the same way - Muhsod-Ja

  • rap freak
    rap freak

    Sorry Tom but Snoop was rocking a fade in the Deep Cover soundtrack (although he was mostly wearing a hat). He was still rocking a fade in the G Thang video too.

  • Havana.Creeps

    bert tom gaming channel

  • Lukas Ketner
    Lukas Ketner

    RE: video game reality, i did the same thing with Metroid. I saw a vent, I wanted to morph ball. Had to stop before I went full Eugene Victor Tooms.

  • timbulb

    Nadav really is horrible.. I hate having to type such negativity, but here I am.

  • Cpt.yellow

    I think this is the best episode they’ve had. Just two friends hanging out and Bert’s not laughing too much. 💯

  • G Lo
    G Lo

    Ok Bert is gay for sure right

  • pcolmegna

    Go to 47:20 ish for best Tom’s face ever. He’s saying to the camera “Now here’s why this maniac is here...”

  • George Lopez
    George Lopez

    Why Bert say Benaffleck like its one word?🤣

  • Delphox Evan
    Delphox Evan

    Games are not a waste of time if you enjoy them and the world sucks and people suck games don’t suck and no one can hurt you in a game 🤷🏼‍♂️ being depressed and finding an escape in games is the only good thing in life

  • Whipped-cream Head
    Whipped-cream Head

    You forgot Blow Jobs Bert

  • J P
    J P

    This show should be called 2 squealers one cave.

  • ahhsten Williams
    ahhsten Williams

    Bert the Crackhead Kreischer

  • Jack Hancho
    Jack Hancho

    Ellen is getting cancelled because she’s involved with Epstein’s child sex ring

  • Todd Stewart
    Todd Stewart

    YMH OnLocationLive is a scam. I paid and got zero access to the live event. I"ve been tring to get help for 30 min. Shame on YMH. Give me back my $10.50 you assholes

  • The Maple Shamrock
    The Maple Shamrock

    They need to play Call of Duty: Warzone!!!!

  • Anthony Mauro
    Anthony Mauro

    Why is there a pair of jeans in the bottom right corner

  • irtwofour

    Bert has no filter. The laughs in the background are the best. I don't know if they're laughing with him.

  • Danny King
    Danny King

    Bert saying that the Ellen outrage can't be sexual harassment because she's married might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

  • horror fiend
    horror fiend

    Shady link it-my.com/watchvideo/video-Kr_F3EMyFmc.html

  • Lyndsay Pistella
    Lyndsay Pistella

    Watching this while playing a video game for my job as a video game QA tester. And I'm equally as successful as Joe Rogan.

  • Ray Kopet
    Ray Kopet

    Them bears fighting HARD AF!!!! For that element sponsorship lol

  • Ongo Gablogian
    Ongo Gablogian

    I cant believe I wanted to be famous at one point in my life. Fame seems so awful nowadays

  • jena 1n
    jena 1n

    Geez, dating game chat, "they're cancelling Ellen?!" , what next Chardonnay all day? It said 2 bears 1 cave but it sounds like Real Housewives of Semi Valley.

  • Chris Lowicki
    Chris Lowicki

    Funniest thing of this episode: “Uh, I think I submitted us to the emmies”

  • eeerriccc

    I feel like a while back I was the only guy who thought Bert was an idiot. Reading this comment section made me feel better

  • Mason Sommers
    Mason Sommers

    “Bena flek”

  • Pedro Perez
    Pedro Perez

    Why is podcast out of Spotify

  • mikey deangelo
    mikey deangelo

    Berts definitely going to get cancelled at some point.

  • matt carlo
    matt carlo

    I heard jay mohr tell that Tracy Morgan story on Opie and Anthony years ago. Little parallel thinking from when he used to open for jay seems like some shit Bert would do.

  • Austin Hudson
    Austin Hudson

    I would love to see a lets play from these two xD Like Red Dead or retro splinter cell or tiger woods pga

  • Panda Pizzle
    Panda Pizzle

    Me, after everything Bert says: "That's not true."

  • Miamifins Fan4life
    Miamifins Fan4life

    I’m waiting for” This episode is brought to you by Speedo” what a day that would be

  • Lee Ross
    Lee Ross

    “I was looking at handrails, thinking I could grind that rail”.....spoken like a true skater

  • Awgoble1

    Same reason I fish all day I’m addicted. And I don’t care

  • Michael Stein
    Michael Stein

    Bert's really come around this covid. Before, he had hardly anything to say. he actually takes over the show, which is weird to say

  • Matt Sears
    Matt Sears

    Joe Willy Namith was the first big money guy

  • rap freak
    rap freak

    I never noticed on the opening how Tom bear tickles Brett bear, so amazing!

  • Death Striker
    Death Striker

    Video games are a waste of time, but that could be said for all entertainment - standup, podcasts, sports, etc. so all of Rogan's gigs.

  • gary moore
    gary moore

    ellen is bad but opra funded sex trafficing..

  • Brad Witham
    Brad Witham

    "my livers pay for this house"!?!

  • SikVidz

    Show what you guys are looking at more please.

  • MySalvation (CJD)
    MySalvation (CJD)

    splinter cell!! damn tom being super relatable

  • Hebe Usuthu
    Hebe Usuthu

    Actually I’m just mad that people take the shit JR says seriously. He’s an average comic, average TV presenter, that found a lane. Kudos to him. That I’ve heard the word ‘elk’ more - thx. But that the news should give two shits what this jackass thinks about the election. Please. By his own admission, come the F on.

  • Hebe Usuthu
    Hebe Usuthu

    Yeah, video games take a long time to make money in. Not like doing stand up in coffee shops for a decade making no money.

  • humanman42

    He wants a Vita

  • Taeko Chase
    Taeko Chase

    I know im late to the party, but does anyone know why everything (2 Bears 1 Cave, YMH, and Dr Drew after dark) is removed from spotify?

  • gifoTV

    The Ed asner audio has me shook

  • Kimberly Kurz
    Kimberly Kurz

    I want to have a friend that I laugh like this all the time.

  • Noah Starkoff
    Noah Starkoff

    Hey what happened to the podcast on Spotify?

  • William Schuster
    William Schuster

    Cmon man pot your new podcasts lmao always 12 o clock what time y’all wake up? Big fan love tho can’t wait for the new podcast

  • Brendan Wilson
    Brendan Wilson

    Brent "I had a free ride through an 8 year bachelor's in Florida" Krystals talking about how working class people have a bad attitude

    • ragingbrawler

      The chap has been incredibly privileged and lucky in life yet often acts as though his achievements were based on pure talent and hard work. It really irks me the wrong way.

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