I Got Preg-nant From Swimming with My Friends
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My life was over. Bury me, forget about me - over. I had gotten pregnant from SWIMMING IN A POOL. I had to skip town. Could I fake my death? Could I disappear? My heart was pounding like it was going to jump out of my chest and try to strangle me for being so STUPID. How had I gotten knocked up at 15?! I couldn’t even be on “16 and Pregnant” what kind of BS was THIS?! What was I supposed to do?! I had to tell him. I had to just...waltz over and tell the man that did this to me the truth...that he ruined both of our lives because he couldn’t handle a snack in a cute lil swimsuit. So how did I, a cute lil snack, end up getting knocked up in a pool? My name’s Felicia, and yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you’re thinking, I must be so stupid. Well, I was, not all of us had ed, so get a load of this. I was raised in the mid-west. know, the middle of the west in the US? Cow fields? Corn fields? Just...just a lot of fields. Jot that down. My parents aren’t...like, extreme Mormons or anything, but they might as well be. I was raised with the bible as my bedtime story. I was raised with a creepy statue of crucified Jesus on a cross staring down at me in every room of the house. I was raised to be quiet, to not ask questions, and to basically be an innocent, uncombative doormat to everyone in my life. Do you know what else that meant? No Harry Potter! No Pokemon! No TV shows! From the get-go, I was that weird girl at school. know, the weird girl everyone avoids? The one who gets gum in her hair and tacks on her chair? Not that that...not that that happened to me, or anything. Because of everything my parents did, you’d THINK I would be ready for what happened to me in the 5th grade. I mean, you’d think that. But I was dumb and like, 11, so give me a break, alright? The TALK happened at our school. know that god-awful day where they separate the kids and shove the girls in a dark room to watch a video about periods and get handed pads by the sweaty, creepy gym teacher? Yeah. It was time for THAT nightmare. Lil’ old, dumb, uneducated me funneled into the classroom, bright-eyed and unaware of the horror that was about to ruin my life FOREVER. As soon as the video started, the giggles began. The word ‘Breasts’ was said and I swear on my life the girl beside me milk out of her nose. I giggled to join in, cuz for some reason, I thought maybe I wouldn’t be the weird girl if I laughed at the word ‘breasts’. That’s. When. It. Happened. I can still see it to this day in slow motion. The door of the classroom launched open like the Hulk himself had business to take care of. A million little prepubescent heads SNAPPED to face the intruder- And guess who it was? Go ahead, guess. Take one little guess. In her ankle-length denim dress, cross and turtleneck sweater-wearing fury, my MOTHER slammed the door open. Her face was the color of the devil’s butt. Her eyes were about to pop out of her head like a squeeze toy. In that moment, I wanted to die. No casket. No funeral. I wanted to be yeeted into a hole, covered in dirt, and succumb to by embarassment. I saw it all happen in slow-motion. My mom bolting across the room like she was heading for the finish line of the Olympics. Her grabbing my wrist like it was the last TV on black Friday. Her YANKING me out of the room like it was on fire. On top of this, she’s yelling about the teacher ‘poisoning our minds!’ I don’t know what’s so poisonous about and fallopian tubes, but apparently, they were like, arsenic’s twin brother to my mom. After that, it was game over for me. Black screen. No more lives left. Can’t restart the system. Done. D-O-N-E. No one would talk to me. I was the girl with a crazy mom. When I actually got my period, I was about 900% sure I was dying. My insides felt like they were occupied by Wolverine and Edward Scissorhands who both took up a hobby throwing knives. I didn’t know why it was happening. I didn’t know how to talk about it. So, the years passed. I bled. I got ignored by everyone in the class. I got shoved into lockers...ya da ya da. But a shiny, glowing beacon of light erupted into my life during my freshman year of high school. That shiny, glowing beacon? The other nerds in the AV class. Specifically: Miles. Miles was the Ross to my Rachel. The Angelina to my Brad - circa, like 2009. He was the Jack to my Jill - okay, wait, maybe not that one. What I’m trying to say is: I wanted him. BAD. Like, real bad. Kind of...desperately, bad? But I didn’t have moves. I had anti-moves. I had: “Whoops I accidentally spit on you while I was talking!” “Whoops I just handed you my phone and YOU’RE MY FRIGGIN’ LOCK SCREEN-” moments. When I got invited to a pool party with the AV club, I knew it was my time to shine. I had to do it. I had to make a move

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  • Nezuko -Pyun
    Nezuko -Pyun

    *WOT?*

  • Senuth’s Creative Vlogs
    Senuth’s Creative Vlogs

    J

  • Myriam & Zoe :p
    Myriam & Zoe :p

    Roses are red, Charlie and Lola, Traveled to Africa, And died from Ebola Like and get my comment famous 👇🏻🙏🏻🥺

  • Got Rice
    Got Rice

    Preg-nant nice

  • Colton Long
    Colton Long

    This is the single most annoying video

  • BR0D6 20X
    BR0D6 20X

    She songs like she’s on drugs

  • Courtney Smith
    Courtney Smith

    3:19 did anyone notice that she said yitted instead of YEET??

  • WadeRulez 7
    WadeRulez 7

    this video gave me depress-ion

  • iiivalerie
    iiivalerie

    Bro this video made me very uncomfortable 😐

  • Veve’s TV
    Veve’s TV

    Me=pregnant=dead. 😭😭😭😭

  • Brooke Thibodeauxx
    Brooke Thibodeauxx

    bruh am i the only one that knew all of the movie quotes she was making

  • Funtime Jinx
    Funtime Jinx

    Felicia:And I swear my life that the girl next to me shot milk out of her nose Me:*laughing so hard*

  • worlds best
    worlds best

    Pure click bate 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • Adrianna Gamboa
    Adrianna Gamboa

    Dis is so funny 😝

  • Daisy Butcher
    Daisy Butcher

    She really does not sound like a mormon

  • Mic k
    Mic k

    This is complete nonsense

  • Zach Deyo
    Zach Deyo

    Her: I wanted to be yeeted into a hole

  • Zach Deyo
    Zach Deyo

    She is a really weird girl

  • power flatscreens universe
    power flatscreens universe

    The references, oh god the references!! THEY'RE TOO MANY!!!😫😫😬😬

  • Muftario
    Muftario

    Next story... my pillow got me pregnant!

  • Floofy Foxes
    Floofy Foxes

    Yea right ok sure like enyone will belive that you got pregnant from the sea

  • Maru Mari
    Maru Mari

    She is somehow really annoying

  • Eclipsezrs
    Eclipsezrs

    Wait a minute aren’t jack and Jill siblings ;-;

  • JOSS #9851
    JOSS #9851

    She said pure horseshit

  • Raheem Ation
    Raheem Ation

    11:25. *let me remind you these stories are for "Kids"*

  • Ashley Sealy
    Ashley Sealy

    Y’all this girl and her mom reminds me of Cary

  • A human
    A human

    Use me as a "This is the most cringiest story ever" button

  • Amos Amezian
    Amos Amezian

    0:36 Who are you, Felicia or Dr. Eggman?

  • N Day
    N Day

    Her:my names felisha Me:BYE FELISHA•clicks off video•

  • N Day
    N Day

    Her:No Pokemon- Me:EVIL Her:a cute little snack- Me:EVIL Her:I got pregnant by swimming- Me:E V I L DEMON

  • Vadym Pohrebniuk
    Vadym Pohrebniuk

    Wait, her mom didn’t even pay for the broken door. Did anyone else notice? And how was she not expelled? And “ My tongue went on a adventure?” This is nonsense!

  • Danielius V
    Danielius V

    I hate her voice

  • Russian 4Life
    Russian 4Life

    Poggers gurl

  • Gacha undertale Sans wife
    Gacha undertale Sans wife

    Devils butt

  • Kendra Jillson
    Kendra Jillson

    My names felicia and im a TaSTy SnAcK

  • Raziya RS
    Raziya RS

    Whoa whoa....No Harry potter ?!? I cannot live without talking about Harry potter....I would have been dead

  • xxgacha xxmotion
    xxgacha xxmotion

    I wanted to be YEEETED in a hole

  • Superjonno03
    Superjonno03

    Why do people like this?

  • Ya Gacha Girlie
    Ya Gacha Girlie

    "Boobs and fallopian tubes" had me dead 🤣☠

  • Alexander Orafferty
    Alexander Orafferty

    Uh oh me gets pregnated from video I also has cancers and me's die soon HeLp Meeee!!

  • Alexander Orafferty
    Alexander Orafferty

    AHHHH WHO BELIEVES THIS GARBAGE!!!! >:( OH COME ON EVEN A FETUS CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!

  • Xen E.
    Xen E.

    And That Hot Doctor is Jhonny Sins 🤣 Jk Jk HAHAHA

  • Shoyo Hinata
    Shoyo Hinata

    Parang timang HAHAHAHAHAGAG

  • ForeverTaylor Gray
    ForeverTaylor Gray

    The intro tho

  • Jonno Sayer
    Jonno Sayer

    I wanted to be yeeted in a hole

  • TND TRENADO
    TND TRENADO

    4/5 of the video is practically to get over 10 minutes of content, 1/5 is her actually telling the story

  • Coolpup
    Coolpup

    Who else thought she was gonna say "bai felisha!: at 0:27?

  • Kyley Bailey
    Kyley Bailey

    This girl is so cringey

  • Kinley Watada
    Kinley Watada

    DID SHE SAY YEET!!!!!!!

  • Pixelated_Pepsi
    Pixelated_Pepsi

    0:25 that’s where I instantly scream “BYE FELISHA” Edit: just realised she goes yeahueahuesh after

  • Da Fuq
    Da Fuq

    She got pregnant from a kiss

    • isaac Rodriguez
      isaac Rodriguez

      Lol

  • Ocean Héroux
    Ocean Héroux

    first of all, she didn't have any friends. Second of all, you aint getting pregnant, from swimming with ''friends''

  • ITZ ELI
    ITZ ELI

    Quit the click bait!

  • Blackdragondarkness
    Blackdragondarkness

    God this girl just tryna be funny

  • Daniel’s Life
    Daniel’s Life

    She likes every boy she sees

  • Sendiyak Arsenal
    Sendiyak Arsenal

    Why does she look like an avocado with wrinkles

  • SmithPlays
    SmithPlays

    Poseidon

  • Lilly is Lame
    Lilly is Lame

    This girl IS that one weird girl

  • Abc’de Tijerinavlogs
    Abc’de Tijerinavlogs

    I got pregnant from swimming with my my friends I thought I was pregnant turns out it was just a cyst

  • Zoe Coval
    Zoe Coval

    Me: _Plays video_ Shirt: _tUcKeD iN_ Her: "So how did I, *_a cute lil snacc_** ;)* " ( 0:20 ) Me: Alright I'm out-

  • Kimba Chen
    Kimba Chen

    ♫Transformado en agua te fecundó, él es Poseidón♫ ♫ Transformed in water you fertilized, he is Poseidon ♫

  • Mia Anderson
    Mia Anderson

    I want to die after watching this video.

  • Kaylin 2006
    Kaylin 2006

    She was so annoying! 🙄 she said like all that stuff about movies and stuff like trying to be cool because she probably never had chance too watch tv when she was younger so she watched everything in the last year or so

  • Danielle Nitkewicz
    Danielle Nitkewicz

    Yeted

  • Kaya Grace
    Kaya Grace

    Yes. Because kissing someone at a pool party during spin the bottle can get you pregnant! I-

  • R Mack
    R Mack

    Bruh. I cant watch this without losing braincells🙄

  • five
    five

    her: “preg-nant” are you like the only person who says “preg-nant”?

  • joshiegotgame foster
    joshiegotgame foster

    Hey felicia

  • Leah McKinney
    Leah McKinney

    “I wanted to be yeeted into a hole” am I the only one who thinks she is hilarious

  • Teodor Lozanov
    Teodor Lozanov

    So, so bad.

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