It is the first day of university
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HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  • H_ Soul
    H_ Soul

    When she said: ᶜ ᴴ ᴱ ᴱ ˢ ᴱ I felt that 😔✨

  • JJ - 06KS - Great Lakes PS (1476)
    JJ - 06KS - Great Lakes PS (1476)

    Britney Spears is going to look at this video and look at your hair and her reaction you may think??.. That's me 😂😂😂

  • sofia Micallef
    sofia Micallef

    1:46 WHERE👏 DID👏 U👏GET 👏THOSE

  • Mallory Benjamin
    Mallory Benjamin

    was that a gayle reference in the beginning?

  • gamingwithjoe Joseph
    gamingwithjoe Joseph

    Omg I love Percy Jackson I’m on the 4th book

  • Karin MtzPim
    Karin MtzPim

    Pls

  • Karin MtzPim
    Karin MtzPim

    you should try Florence by Millie bobby brown

  • Jinyi
    Jinyi

    WAIT UR ALREADY IN COLLEGE???

  • Hazza Szabs
    Hazza Szabs

    I actually find Joana painful to listen to and watch.

  • caoillain
    caoillain

    I see that Percy Jackson book, you can’t hide from me😎

  • Eleanor Tong
    Eleanor Tong

    Our Queen has finally made it! Hope you enjoy university Queen John Cena!

  • 사랑너 보라색이야
    사랑너 보라색이야

    OMG I THINK ME AND JOANA HAVE THE SAME HEADPHONES (EVEN THE COLOR IS THE SAME)

  • Lucijana Barišić
    Lucijana Barišić

    You were talking about not liking high school because you couldnt chose your classes. Now, this confuses me a bit because Im not from US. Do you just have high school ( I dont mean just one building, like same classes, and subjects for everyone) or something else. In my country when you finish 8th grade ( you're 14 years old) you chose in which high school you want to go. For example, you have: Medical High School, Tourism High School, Economy High School, Shopkeeper High School, Driver High School, Gimnazija High School, Hairstylist High School etc... The lenght varys from 3 to 4 year, ( the easier the school, the less you go) except from Medical High because its super hard and you go there for 5 years. Can somebody explain that to me?

  • Allyssa Shipsteel
    Allyssa Shipsteel

    Joana roasting other students 😂

  • Emily Leindecker
    Emily Leindecker

    Girl, get a Swiss Gear backpack. Way better than that flimsy no back support JansSport garbage.

  • tesla model x p100d
    tesla model x p100d

    nobody asked but i came back from the great land of toronto, canada

  • Katie K
    Katie K

    **sees title** **clicks** Huggies commercial: "IM A BIG KID NOW!!!"

  • Maddie Ziegler _
    Maddie Ziegler _

    Tʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʙs ᴛʜᴏ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴄɪɴᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙʙ♥︎

  • Koothodil Abhijith Augustine
    Koothodil Abhijith Augustine

    Which uni did you go to?

  • Katya Gonzalez
    Katya Gonzalez

    You talk like you have cotton balls stuck in your mouth

  • Nathalie Vivar
    Nathalie Vivar

    Omg we go to the same uni if I see u.... I die

  • jeanne cicotti
    jeanne cicotti

    Okay but is she going to make 3 million cookies for 3 million subscribers?

  • Dubb G.
    Dubb G.

    From the thumbnail I thought this was a throwback video from the 2000s.

  • T-Jin
    T-Jin

    uni is a scam in the USA so yea

  • Motto Motto
    Motto Motto

    Holy pancakes *JOANA CEDDIA READS PERCY JACKSON* ah yes we Stan some mythology

  • Kiran Truter
    Kiran Truter

    "COLCULUS, OLGEBRA"

  • Kevin Sison
    Kevin Sison

    She's killing the youtube game!!!!

  • Sydney Jones
    Sydney Jones

    I'm going to give you a life tip that homeschooling taught me. Am I in any position to tell you what to do/how to do it? Do you have better study habits than I do? Are you three times as fit as I'll ever be? That's besides the point, sister: Don't let life become so routine. Trust me when I say that if you do, you're actually going to want to die. Doing the same things over and over again with no break in your schedule may lead up to you feeling like all of the hard work you do has no fruitage. Don't become a slave to your work. Keep painting, keep swimming, keep having fun. That's all I h as ve to say... I'm just a tad bit older than you, so I don't know much either. Also, don't let the power of suggestion let me get you into a rut. That may not make sense, but I don't want it to. Okay sorry this was long. Feel better soon! (Remember, I didn't ask you).

  • OOOHH DJA DJA
    OOOHH DJA DJA

    Omg I just got to come here to see how u look. And I am so- I came from the **my mom is gonna kill me, I cut my hair with craft scissors**

  • adam done
    adam done

    She needs a big thick sturdy cock to study on. I can not wait until we get a Joana Ceddia coed film.

  • Lillacemy Cat
    Lillacemy Cat

    Did you get your license...?

  • ღMeome._. Samaღ
    ღMeome._. Samaღ

    انتي عربيه؟

  • Ophelia Thorn
    Ophelia Thorn

    a few months ago i graduated from university so this video made me feel nostalgic af

  • Hannah Bleekers
    Hannah Bleekers

    honestly i appreciate her sitting by herself and reading percy jackson cos that's gonna be me in 3 years time

  • morning bloom.
    morning bloom.

    p-percy j-j-jackson-

  • purrfect noir
    purrfect noir

    be careful with peter pan, he *sCrEaMs*

  • funny memes for ur chirstin Minecraft server
    funny memes for ur chirstin Minecraft server

    Omg when she has kids they need to be named Samantha,bill,Jimmy, and kim

  • Liza Solomonova
    Liza Solomonova

    Hello my chicken. I just wanted to say that u are my favourite youtuber by far and your sense of humour makes my day. I hope you can come to Australia one day and I can meet u in person. sincerely, big chungus

  • Damion Gordon
    Damion Gordon

    Why are you so hilarious 😂

  • Ailsa Ni
    Ailsa Ni

    My brother saw you and your dad on campus and he said he almost ran into a wall because he didn’t know if it was really you

  • Rebecca Mackay
    Rebecca Mackay

    i like that you said in chemistry you'd be blowing shit up like all i did first semester of uni in chemistry was god damn titrations

  • RangaRoo
    RangaRoo

    Just curious as to what the demographics are in her classes. Bet she's the rose amongst the thorns and perhaps few months down the road we hear of her love life

    • Ailsa Ni
      Ailsa Ni

      uni and lives at home? wha?

  • Luka J.S
    Luka J.S

    I didn't even know we started university the same year!!

  • Denise Calixtro
    Denise Calixtro

    She goes to school she eats healthy she is a successful IT-myr She does good in school I could never

  • Charlie Nonya
    Charlie Nonya

    This annoying bitch and her dumb ass microphone and her bald ass head.

  • NidYa Lia
    NidYa Lia

    I know and i know i love you

  • james muir
    james muir

    Physics im impressed please find out wtf dark matter is or dark energy. Do you believe in einstein and relativity????

  • PisaCake9
    PisaCake9

    I wish her ad products were real, cause I would buy them.

  • Jeovana  Hoshana
    Jeovana Hoshana

    Socialism is good, what the heck calculus professor?

  • ColourLife
    ColourLife

    Her hair actually looks really nice😌👌

  • Morgan Ashley
    Morgan Ashley

    I am so happy to see a successful IT-myr attending Uni and feature it. This is why Joana is the best 🤙

  • reziel egoc
    reziel egoc

    Joana do you have your drivers we never see you drive?

  • Free-Verse
    Free-Verse

    0:14 Me aka Samantha: ...wHaT dO u wAnNt wOMaN!?

  • spoony ham
    spoony ham

    oh m gee, joana it is rude to talk with your mouth full :(

  • Ohh Ame
    Ohh Ame

    What university is she going to?

  • Jonathan Yuan 93
    Jonathan Yuan 93

    Omg is that York University in Toronto?!? I went there!!!

  • C_lola 895
    C_lola 895

    The other day at school we went to the library, and my friend was like sksksksksksksk and someone on the other side of the library sksksksksked her back

  • Talia Chatterjee
    Talia Chatterjee

    ok i love joana but isnt it weird that shes in college and her parents still drive her everywhere? like i get if she doesnt have enough money to buy herself a ca r(well she prolly does now but whatever) but at LEAST be self-sufficient enough to take the bus or bike or something? Idk kinda irks me when parents enable their kids like that. and like shes in uni and lives at home? wha?

  • Sahar Mahmmodi
    Sahar Mahmmodi

    OMG make a vid where u paint but you only use materials from the dollar store/dollarama

  • lexi hernandez
    lexi hernandez

    john cena: *talking into her water bottle .

  • 140qr
    140qr

    i saw the nipples lol

  • Agape Love2019&
    Agape Love2019&

    This girl is so ugly if she smashed her face into a pole it will be an improvement. Someone slap this bitch.

  • Eric Matei
    Eric Matei

    Whoaaaa I can’t believe we go to the same university crazy

  • lailaslayin !
    lailaslayin !

    Very good choice in reading joana

  • Chaotic- Neutral
    Chaotic- Neutral

    Ive been wanting to drop out ever since kindergarten

  • UniquelyPenny A.K.A Penny Loker
    UniquelyPenny A.K.A Penny Loker

    Pro tip: get a better back pack....your back will thank you later. Something with thicker more padded straps. More lower back support.

  • adifferentsunset 118
    adifferentsunset 118

    gosh darn it Samantha!!!

  • • Midnight •
    • Midnight •

    You live in Toronto, I live in Mississauga *i will send you some more cheese*

  • Phoebe Massey
    Phoebe Massey

    okay we get it ur a genius

  • Madelynn Booth
    Madelynn Booth

    *_the Crunch isn’t the same_*

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