Kobe Beef Burgers - Key & Peele
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A guy brings expensive Kobe beef burgers to a barbecue and becomes fixated on making sure they’re cooked correctly.
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  • Trashboi Ty 原始の
    Trashboi Ty 原始の

    Grass cost more than the house lmaoo wtf??

  • Julius D
    Julius D

    0 investment to get a dog free. Nice idea

  • JD Smith
    JD Smith

    When he swatted the ketchup bottle 🤣🤣🤣

  • thebionicledude

    Key and peele best sketch tv show ever peeerrriod.

  • bon2yan88

    i lost it at pacific ocean 1:19

  • adingdingdiiing

    The weird thing is, I actually know someone like this in real life. Not burgers but steaks. The dude was so pissed that people were putting different sauces on the steak he brought that he walked out.

    • adingdingdiiing

      @Amoya Zidane I'm not too familiar with steaks but I remember he said something about premium beef from Australia.

    • Amoya Zidane
      Amoya Zidane

      What type of stakes was they?

  • Zaru

    Rip kobe

  • K- D.A.Y.
    K- D.A.Y.

    “...and THIS little motherfu-“ 😂 this was the first sketch I’d ever seen from them years ago and that part absolutely killed me

  • Don Pearson
    Don Pearson

    Actual comedy; not like watching SNL and the sham that it’s become. Thank you Key & Peele

    • Emmy Dubyew
      Emmy Dubyew

      SNL is so cringe worthy. Not funny at all

  • James Conder
    James Conder

    DOGE 🚀💎🌚

  • jordu Bergiboy
    jordu Bergiboy

    but kobe beef isn't lean at all

  • ░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂Gous▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░

    Oh thats a cute Dog ❤️

  • C Ramirez
    C Ramirez

    why does the shorter one look like the grim sleeper

  • mal'ak emeth
    mal'ak emeth

    tht's how it is ... when you spend THAT much $$$ on something, you best get it the way YOU want it!

  • John Ortiz
    John Ortiz

    What is he going to do to the dog

  • CptObvious

    Not quite what I was expecting XD

  • B_C_J

    Who else loves Jack Russell's

  • Cameron Ball
    Cameron Ball

    First mistake was bringing it to the barbecue lol

  • Furry Rug
    Furry Rug

    When he steals and throws wee dog over fence 😂

  • Kay Fields
    Kay Fields

    Did I just see that? And did he pop it in his own mouth? I’m done!

  • Steve & Laura
    Steve & Laura

    Pretty cool Kobe got a whole beef named after him #RIP

  • A Obi
    A Obi

    Kobe and lean in the same sentence though 😂

  • Dave Nava
    Dave Nava

    Beef .... wtf....

  • Ray Barajas
    Ray Barajas

    Dam he those burgers r raw as fuk

  • terry shalit
    terry shalit

    Did he just take my dog?! Best comedic dou since CHEECH and Chong

  • Tay ching
    Tay ching

    lol,I can can relate.

  • Austin Carney
    Austin Carney

    Am I the only one who thinks this would be a good commercial for burger meat

  • JediNxf7 Strikes Back
    JediNxf7 Strikes Back

    35/lb is not real kobe lol

  • Johan Svenson
    Johan Svenson

    This whole skit was written for the poupon joke

  • dannomedic

    1:19 hilarious. Guy follows through to bite burger to no avail. 😂

  • Gloria Cole
    Gloria Cole


  • lilitha swana
    lilitha swana

    is he a virgo 💀


    I heard once that most meat labeled "Kobe" or "Wagyu" in the west aren't even the real deal which makes this funnier if true. Same is apparently true of wasabi.

  • shaabo Squeezy
    shaabo Squeezy

    😳 @1:26 😂😂😂😂 how do you even rehearsed that.

  • justinrill

    these guys still making videos in 2021??? awesome :D


    In New Zealand all cows and sheep are grass fed

  • Mythic Real Trap
    Mythic Real Trap

    Peele was lucky to spit that kobe beef out, is not then he would have gotten abducted by Peele 😂

  • Amalgamation Prime
    Amalgamation Prime

    0:00 He thinks he's so high maintenance on how to eat the kobe beef burger, while wearing crocs.

  • Maggie andme
    Maggie andme


    • Maggie andme
      Maggie andme


  • Uyi Osa
    Uyi Osa

    Yes, he did take your dog and, there are only two outcomes with that. 1. He does a Heimlich manoeuvre on the dog to recover his burger, if it's the dog's lucky day, or 2. He decides to make multiple burgers right out the dog !

  • Michael Rainer II
    Michael Rainer II

    The dog though 🤣🤣🤣

  • embrezar

    0:42 "You wanna flash cook those, because they real lean." Incorrect. Kobe beef is extremely fatty. Just to put it into perspective, the giant 5-pound plastic tube (clearly, the classiest of vessels in which to purchase your beef) of the cheapest ground beef in a typical American supermarket is 85/15, that is to say 85% lean 15% fat. Kobe beef is probably around 70/30, so a much higher fat content than the cheapest grocery store beef. But good beef needs fat, and Kobe beef is the best beef, so that high fat content is intentional. I just recently learned about something called larding... look it up. People apparently take lardons, which are strips of pork fat, and sew them into lean cuts of meat so they can have extra fat in them. The fat is a good thing, folks, it gives the beef tons of flavour.

  • zakir hussain
    zakir hussain

    Where are the bloody andh bakhts.... Gai hamari mata he.

  • Ashfaq Alve
    Ashfaq Alve

    35$ a pound right

  • Jim A
    Jim A

    lol him throwing that dog

  • Silas Cochran
    Silas Cochran

    They don't make medication strong enough to fix that that is just too goddamn funny😁😆🤪🤣🤣

  • Doof Senpai
    Doof Senpai

    Lean Kobe beef? And why would you ground up Kobe beef into a burger? I'm starting to think my man here got scammed.

  • serious beaner
    serious beaner

    Are these New?

  • KorelichTV

    I wasn't prepared for that final line and just spilled soda all over my monitor. Thanks, Key & Peele!

  • T Rampy
    T Rampy

    Hate to say it but I lost it at "you may as well just poop on that".

  • Ray Chandler
    Ray Chandler

    lol that guy in orange t shirt tryinna eat and got his tank just out and he snatched it

  • Luke Ingram
    Luke Ingram

    "this meat, came all the way over the Pacific ocean, by boat! Because, because the air pressure... would ruin it's integrity!"

  • harry callahan
    harry callahan

    Crocs look disgusting and the price of their stock seems rather expensive

  • Finding A Stranger In The Alps
    Finding A Stranger In The Alps

    I guess they should've had Cap eating a Kobe burger in Endgame.

  • Antonius Mondong
    Antonius Mondong

    " You might as well just poop on that"

  • Google Sucks
    Google Sucks

    To be fair making a double burger out of the Kobe beef was disrespectful.

  • Arthur Donnietello
    Arthur Donnietello

    They are mad

  • Christopher Tubbs
    Christopher Tubbs

    Yo man like that’s how a lot of people are when they bring stuff to an gathering

    • Joshua Leong
      Joshua Leong

      That’s the whole point of why they make these skits

  • Arthur Bennett
    Arthur Bennett

    I cant breath, he took the dog. I'm dead on this.

  • Jayme W
    Jayme W

    when he came in with the crocks i couldn’t

  • AK 47
    AK 47

    $35/pound lol where can I get some?

  • AK 47
    AK 47

    I looked up "kobe beef burger" and found this lol. Wasn't dissapointed

  • Lil Mane
    Lil Mane

    when he squeezed it out his stomach💀

  • goPlay

    That's why I don't cook for people anymore

  • Daryl Moscrop
    Daryl Moscrop

    It's scary how funny these are especially when you know what Peele can think up on... should do a horror short followup on this ha

  • Archibold Patsanza
    Archibold Patsanza

    Toyota disliked this video lol

  • LongRange VooDoo
    LongRange VooDoo

    When he insta-heimlich'd that meat back I cackled out loud like a crazy person lol. That was great.

    • justinrill

      tossing the dog is what got me

  • rizzeh


  • YJK

    Ain't nobody laughin at "charred Kobe" anymore.

  • Jackie Campbell O'Connor
    Jackie Campbell O'Connor

    Took the dog

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