Monologue: All Bets Are Off | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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  • Heather Mimi Wahlquist
    Heather Mimi Wahlquist

    I hate your laugh cuts

  • Sondra YeVette
    Sondra YeVette

    I pay you-tube monthly to watch you!

  • andy bit
    andy bit

    View From Cheap Seats is like this: Standup and talk show comedians getting lazy ; Stretching two line material to 4 lines this way: 1>Good joke : laughs 2>Good joke : laughs 3>Bad Joke: mmm That was a bad joke: laughs .


    Im the cheap bastard and broke

  • Sepp Eisenmann
    Sepp Eisenmann

    Bill, with most Americans in lockdown & can't go to work (if they haven't lost it yet), I doubt it if they can afford to subscribe to your show. Tbh, I'm a fan of yours & the "Real Time..." show, but I wish HBO can find a cheap way so less fortunate Americans may view your show during these hard times; after all THEY ARE YOUR FANS TOO, Bill.

  • Angelo C
    Angelo C

    Cheap is good !

  • bxxx9

    Hey, at least we're watching it here and not on those weird zoom in and out bullshit videos

  • Carl Marks
    Carl Marks

    All these faked canned laughs at Bill's bad jokes sound just like his normal sycophantic studio audience

  • orlandotj1

    Why are children watching? Wth?

  • Matt Keuler
    Matt Keuler

    I love how his claps reveal the empty space in the room...

  • sirpicksalot_

    I like the laugh tracks being added. Punchlines are very awkward and cringey without laugh breaks, no matter how funny they are. Colbert needs to take note.

  • v a b a l l a t h u s
    v a b a l l a t h u s

    I am one of the cheap ones watching on youtube... but listen, you are taping yourself from your house... this is NOT HBO, you are just a youtuber.

  • Crucifix

    Bill Mahers inner Jew came out for a second

  • 4urluv Jones
    4urluv Jones

    Cheap bastards?! We're broke Bill! Like most Americans we're all paycheck to paycheck, something you're not familiar with. Don't be an ass-hat Bill...

  • daniel mccloskey
    daniel mccloskey

    Bill i'll pay to watch you but that is all I want from HBO, I'm not going to buy a whole pizza for one slice.

  • Stefan Schneider
    Stefan Schneider

    Greetings from the cheap seats in China. Let us hope that we see in November a big change.

  • Philip Zahn
    Philip Zahn

    hey bill you miserable unhappy glass half full person got a great joke for you!!! what did the waiter say to the jewish table? is ANYTHING alright!!! lets climb in a steel cage pal TRUMP 2020!!!

  • Christian Rossa
    Christian Rossa

    Dude, check out ur name macher

  • Christian Rossa
    Christian Rossa


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  • Ay Caramba
    Ay Caramba

    Thanks for adding the audience/laughs. Now I finally know when to laugh. It sounds sarcastic, but I really thinks it's better and more fun ; ))))

  • lutuHD

    I am a cheap bastard from Romania, thank you!

  • Roxanne Littlefield
    Roxanne Littlefield

    I pay 15$ a month for HBO. They changed their application and I can't get sound now. I am obsolete, along with the original ap. Don't call me a cheap bastard, even in jest, it really pisses me off.

  • L R
    L R

    I like Bill a lot, but is it just me or has quarantine started to turn him into the fat guy he loves railing against so much? #Covid15

  • Stevan Popovic
    Stevan Popovic

    Canned laughter very poor.

  • 808 Dream
    808 Dream

    We are not cheap bastards. We are poor

  • lord of the flys
    lord of the flys

    I'm a cheap bastard

  • Susan Smith
    Susan Smith

    Cheap? Nope just low income.

  • John Gammon
    John Gammon

    Get 62 channels on the Antenna, why should I give my $$$ to a bunch of Billionaires?

  • Boston Bob
    Boston Bob

    Nothing sadder than Bill .

  • Freddy Lubin
    Freddy Lubin

    Watching this five days later, amazing how old everything he says is, already.

    • Anne Simon
      Anne Simon

      7 days late..

  • Mister Flamingo
    Mister Flamingo

    Trump seems to be making his move to become a dictator. Now you know what will happen Bill, he's not leaving because he'll have turned the us into a dictatorship

  • Jeff Griglack
    Jeff Griglack

    Zsa Zsa looks really good for being dead for 4 years.

  • Gerald Trudeau
    Gerald Trudeau

    Jesus, Bill has become pathetic.

  • Renias vA
    Renias vA

    Specifically the cheap bastards from Europe, who can't get HBO......

  • Alex palmer
    Alex palmer

    Lol this is ridiculous, he's looking around at a live audience that isn't there. Lol just looks like he's gone senile. Idk why it's so hard for old comedians to change format or deliver jokes without a laugh track. IT-myrs do it all the time. Add effects or do a sketch for God sakes Cruz this is just sad.

  • won willis
    won willis

    This cheap bastard loves your show! Can I have a dollar btw? 😂

  • None of your business
    None of your business


  • None of your business
    None of your business

    I am one of those cheap bastards...

  • seba

    why is he still acting like theres a crowd in his living room

    • Mark B
      Mark B

      Really? You need an explanation?

  • Dale S.
    Dale S.

    I used to pay $15 a month for HBO for Game of Thrones, Real Time, and an occasional decent premier movie on Saturday night. Game of Thrones is over, and the other two are just so, so now. I'm glad I left.

  • SK8BAT

    How do people enjoy watching this? This is so embarrasing to watch. This guy is pathetic.

  • Adan Ibrahim
    Adan Ibrahim

    Sorry bill HBO not worth my money.. I get free entertainment from our dear president trump

  • Blair Buskirk
    Blair Buskirk

    Weak closing.

  • Barbara Guillette
    Barbara Guillette

    If masks work why are stores closed. If they dont why wear them?

  • NoOne Unscripted
    NoOne Unscripted

    Oi...why are you coughing?? Can't lose you!

  • Al Garden
    Al Garden

    The canned laughter is horrible. Seriously?

  • Creek Walker
    Creek Walker

    Hey Bill, I have IT-my premium. Does that mean I'm still a cheapo?

  • michalyne

    I was watching you on HBO until the greedy cock-suckers at AT&T screwed over Dish Network.

  • nostrilnick

    Ouch. Retire.

  • Car U
    Car U

    I resent being called cheap, but he knows it is true.

  • Sean Knudtson
    Sean Knudtson

    I have HBO, but still watch Bill on IT-my. Check and mate.

  • bofooit gojo
    bofooit gojo

    The laugh track actually kind of works for Bill. And the shots of audiences too.

  • Karin Emery
    Karin Emery

    Why the awful laugh tracks....why why why

  • ItalianoYMexicano

    lol Trump in the laugh track

  • Rodney Connell
    Rodney Connell

    I've been a huge fan of Real Time for a long time but I gotta say I'm really disappointed in Bill recently. He hardly even acknowledged what's going on with George Floyd and the aftermath of his murder. Instead spending camera time complaining about being stuck at home and interviewing Jay Leno (AGAIN!) for the 2nd time in a month. WTF?! You're starting to really fall off man. Very disappointing. Bill can be very insightful and even profound at times but recently he's just coming off as petty and out of touch.

    • bofooit gojo
      bofooit gojo

      Do people actually Pay to watch this guy?

  • Stop worshipping Hollywood Smh
    Stop worshipping Hollywood Smh

    Tick Tok Tik toK TIC TOk

  • gothatfunk

    Pre-recorded a little too far ahead. "A killing in Minneapolis" Didn't even say his name, and no mention of riots.

  • snowman

    I forgot to watch the show Friday because of the rioting coverage. I guess he talked about the horrible death of George Floyd with a remote guest but he stayed off that subject and the subsequent riots because he wanted to keep the monologue funny.

  • JuJuLona

    I have HBO but I prefer the cheap seats 🙂

  • Julie Mitchell
    Julie Mitchell

    Central Park Karen is Canadian.

  • TheIndianJohnSmith

    Why am I loving this laugh and clap track so much... Thanks Bill from a person of Color.

  • Jon McGlynn
    Jon McGlynn

    What’s the evidence that the killing of George Floyd here in Minneapolis was racially motivated ?

    • Susan Smith
      Susan Smith

      Jon McGlynn A bit long, but the sources are listed. FYI I'm sure you've seen the news. It's been an intense few days, full of rage, heartbreak, and important questions. George Floyd, a Black man, was murdered on camera by a cop in Minneapolis, sparking uprisings in cities across America and protests here in Canada. [1] Black people are losing their lives because of racism and white supremacy. The statistics speak for themselves: Last year, almost 1,100 people were killed by police in the US - that's 3 people every day. The victims were disproportionately Black. 99% of police killings over the past six years never resulted in an officer getting charged. [2] In Toronto, Black people are 20 times more likely to be shot dead by the police. [3] In Montreal Black and Indigenous people are 4 to 5 times more likely than white people to be stopped by police. [4] Over the weekend in Toronto, Regis Korchinski-Paquet, an Afro-Indigenous woman having a mental health crisis died under highly questionable circumstances in police presence. [5] Last month, D'Andre Campbell, a Black man living in Brampton, called police for help during a crisis - instead he was shot and killed in front of his family. [6] And just last week, a Canadian woman living in New York called the cops on a Black man birdwatching in the park, knowing exactly what kind of response her phony screams could elicit. [7] It might not look exactly like America’s but Canada has a racism problem. It might be uncomfortable truth for many of us, but anti-Black racism is deeply rooted in this country's history, institutions and culture. It's evident in the policing of predominantly Black neighbourhoods, the overrepresentation of Black people carded by police and in the way the media portrays Black-led movements. [8] It’s also evident in ourselves. It’s the racist jokes we might tell or refuse to challenge. It’s the unconscious bias we have that might make us trust Black doctors or university professors less than their non-Black counterparts. It’s the snickering at people’s names, or minimizing statements like: “I don’t see race”. It’s taking to social media to criticize a building burning instead of speaking out against killer cops. It’s denying that white privilege exists. Unless non-Black people, especially white people, start learning about how anti-Black racism and white supremacy has shaped us and the societies we live in - and start challenging these systems - racism isn’t going away and Black people will continue to die. The journey to unlearning racism and white supremacy is actual work. It can be uncomfortable, but this discomfort pales in comparison to the violence Black people endure every single day. Below is a collection of resources - books, articles, organizations to donate to, etc. - that you can use to learn, share and most importantly, act. Anti-Black Racism Resources: Books: Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice Policing Black Lives by Robyn Maynard White fragility by Robin DiAngelo The Skin We’re In by Desmond Cole Black Life: Post Black Lives Matter and the Struggle for Freedom by Rinaldo Walcott and Idil Abdillahi Until We Are Free: Reflections on Black Lives Matter in Canada edited by Rodney Diverlus, Sandy Hudson, and Syrus Marcus Ware Me and White Supremacy by Layla Saad Articles and Other Readings: Me and White Supremacy: Combat Racism, Change the World, and Become a Good Ancestor 75 Things White People Can Do for Racial Justice Explaining White Privilege to a Broke White Person How White Parents Can Use Media to Raise Anti-Racist Kids In Conversation: Desmond Cole and Téa Mutonji For additional resources you can check out this curated list here. Places to Donate: Black Health Alliance In Memory of D'Andre Campbell George Floyd Memorial Fund Justice for Regis - Donation Black Lives Matter - Toronto Black Lives Matter - Vancouver True allyship goes beyond just being a non-racist. To dismantle racism and white supremacy we have to strive to become actively anti-racist. It's having difficult conversations with your friends and family who express anti-Black sentiments or bias. It's looking inwards and addressing your own anti-Black racism. It’s writing politicians demanding police accountability. And most importantly, it’s showing up for the Black community, fighting against racism and discrimination wherever it shows up. With hope and respect, Simran and Brittany for Leadnow Sources: [1] The CBC, [2] CNBC, [3] The Guardian, [4] The CBC, [5] The CBC, [6] CTV News Toronto, [7] The Huffington Post, [8] The Guardian,

    • Jon McGlynn
      Jon McGlynn

      Susan Smith examples?

    • Susan Smith
      Susan Smith

      The facts

    • Chitlins Justice
      Chitlins Justice

      The narrative

  • Gabriel Gomez
    Gabriel Gomez

    Some of us are low middle class. Not cheap Bill. Fuck HBO when is not free 😂✌🏻🇵🇷🇩🇴

  • Sean Baldwin
    Sean Baldwin

    I really enjoyed the laugh tracks and random shots of people gathered to laugh together.

  • Anthony Vabene
    Anthony Vabene

    Staying at home has wrecked this show. I see Maher's choice of interior decoration, and I question his sanity.

  • John Smith
    John Smith

    Actually i have HBO ON COMCAST but snice Comcast sucks i watch on IT-my

  • Mark Arren
    Mark Arren

    Hi, I'm a cheap bastard. What's your name?

  • jad1079

    Bill called me a cheap bastard! xD

  • Ask to seduce Miss
    Ask to seduce Miss

    Trump will lose his voters. Either way it's a win for sanity and Hannity.

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