Monologue: Live Free or Die Hard | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including President Trump's underwhelming Tulsa rally and Joe Biden's strong lead in the polls.
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  • DeterminedExpression
    DeterminedExpression

    Die Hard: Covid-19 Starring Herman Cain.

  • 3 Hotz N a Cot
    3 Hotz N a Cot

    Number one bill you're a sell-out you ain't for the people number 2 you pretend like you're a Democrat on face but the majority of the time you hide the fact from people that you Republican 3 I realized you were a sell out back when you first through those people out for bringing up building 7 then I realized you were a fraud when you started criticizing people for saying the Earth is flat which it is and now you're a fraud for advocating the spikes of covid-19 is due to obesity ' when it's due 2 trapping in the carbon dioxide with that mask on during summer when it's hot not only that your oxygen efficiency depletes nearly instantly as soon as you put that mask on for a pandemic that's a fraud the government is lying to us as you probably already know the puppet that you are if you look at world statistics world statistics nobody under 80 has even died from this virus and anyone with illness that they can lump in as a low immune system is considered covid they're lumpin anything they can together as covid and it's a lie as I'm sure you already know it is and you're always going to pole and statistics why don't you go to world o Meter dot Org and check out those statistics under the age category Mr Bill Maher AKA Mr Superior to everybody else that I don't know why Ice Cube didn't smack you in your mouth when he came on your show the week after that show where you thought you had the n-word pass

  • catkasimir
    catkasimir

    Trump is right about less testing. The PCR test produces a lot of false results, positive ones and negative ones. I think the best way to go about this is the clinical one and ask: Does a patient have symptoms or not? The asymptomatic spreading of the virus is a myth. Even WHO had to concede, that tracing the contacts of asymptomatic patients did not yield any meaningful results.

  • Linnea West
    Linnea West

    👍👍👍👍💘👍👍

  • robotron17
    robotron17

    Did you know that Maher had a production company called "Kid Love Productions"? Look it up.

  • akafilms1
    akafilms1

    These shows have a short shelf life. 3 week ago is an eternity

  • adfyjionyed
    adfyjionyed

    Thanks Bill, you make us Pakistanis proud.🌹🌷🥰🤓

  • NoNeedForNames
    NoNeedForNames

    He leaves out the fact that it was the most viewed event on cable television in HISTORY. PPl are tired of being bullied for supporting trump, but they still do.

  • Natalia A. C.
    Natalia A. C.

    How can you like Bill Maher after this: it-my.com/watchvideo/video-4coXa-oSPHw.html

  • Chris Shaw
    Chris Shaw

    Send it😁

  • Chris Shaw
    Chris Shaw

    #DraftJesse.com

  • Chris Shaw
    Chris Shaw

    #DraftJesse.com

  • Chris Shaw
    Chris Shaw

    #DraftJesse.com

  • David Cepin
    David Cepin

    Bill is good. Even Ghandi is cracking up.

  • Michael Youngstrom
    Michael Youngstrom

    I don't understand why some people are voting for this POS again especially RELIGIOUS PEOPLE! Good God help us all. SOMEONE ELSE BUT TRUMP 2020!

    • Richard McMasky
      Richard McMasky

      BIDEN 2020!

  • george christopoulos
    george christopoulos

    Little Billy, your crowds are looking great too. You must be getting used to doing stand up, alone. Rambling about nothing. Go to sleep....

  • Marty
    Marty

    Bill, please please please STOP the silly canned laughter and the vintage shots of people laughing!! You have to adapt to the new normal-try watching Trevor Noah or Stephen Colbert for pointers...You look ridiculous pretending to deliver your monologue to a live audience.

  • Ted
    Ted

    0:53 those were Japanese women, not Koreans (as in K for K-Pop).

  • tbone21158
    tbone21158

    Trump should have an MTV special "Unplugged Bullshit!".

  • Warren Strachan
    Warren Strachan

    .......acoustic racism...... hahahahaha

  • Vivek Anand J
    Vivek Anand J

    That was Gandhi laughing there! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • Shwn Drws
    Shwn Drws

    Commander and Chief taken down by ARMY. #wtf2020

  • Michael Pitzel
    Michael Pitzel

    Deceitful from the get go, insulting wrong, stupid, full of $hit, and, let us not ignore it, not funny. Only hypnotized morons would call this entertainment. AKA Democrats, never Trumpers, leftist ideologues, globalists, Neanderthals, people with room temperature IQs, anybody who thinks that the $hit covered idiots marching out of the two-story-outhouse of the Democrat Party and pointing at anyone who disagrees with them or the day's talking points and saying in perfect progressive projection that "they stink". Do you people also go into bathrooms just to sniff ?

  • YourMajesty
    YourMajesty

    Wow libs are creepy. Fake laugh, fake audience. All fake

  • atxfinest20
    atxfinest20

    So he got an audience now. So now the show will seem good again even though without an audience. It showed how weak and bad the show is lol

  • Arghast
    Arghast

    2:16 Fewer*

  • Viki Perry
    Viki Perry

    WHAT IF❓ majority of Landlords are Repub. & /IF Renters/Of-Color are Dems❓ BET U Trump WON'T help Renters OR Lanlds. Hell eliminate DEMS VOTER TURNOUT by: 1. OF-COLOR VICT 🇺🇸MS with HIGHEST COVID DEATHS 2. UNACCEPTABLE DELAY of UNEMPLOYMENT $$ 3. HOMELESS Pandemic from COVID EVICTIONS 4. ST🛑PING FUNDS 4 US P📫STAL cuz LIE ABOUT Mail-In Voting FRAUD. 5. SUICIDE--most W/OUT HEALTH INS &/or if tRump KILLS ACAObamaCare. HAS THIS BEEN HIS CRUEL PLAN ALL YEAR?

  • Drivel
    Drivel

    Warren for vice president in 2020. Look into Vitamin K2.

  • Global Warmhugs
    Global Warmhugs

    Average age of newly infected in Florida is 33.

  • NatureLovingGuy PeopleNotSoMuch
    NatureLovingGuy PeopleNotSoMuch

    Die-hard cultists is more like it. They are willing to die hard for their cult leader. For some, they are getting their wish. 😷🖕 Mr. Drumpf.

  • K Burns
    K Burns

    What's the point of testing and recording as many cases as possible? It seems to me that the point is ramping up the fear. Besides that, I genuinely don't understand why we would bother with this. Surely what should concern us is ICU numbers and deaths, and counting deaths more accurately (deaths of Covid, not deaths with Covid, etc.). If we're going to use case numbers for anything, it should be to calm the population down by pointing out that, see, so many people are getting this and not even realizing or are getting through it just fine, but we all know that's not what the media or government officials are doing with these numbers.

  • KK B
    KK B

    That Gandhi laughing clip got me 😂

  • saad liaquat
    saad liaquat

    The Truth: it-my.com/watchvideo/video-sLCDM_2LEZQ.html

  • Mike O
    Mike O

    the only guy who actually needs a laugh track !

  • Juls B
    Juls B

    Well Bill do you still feel the same now that everything is shutting down again????

  • arjan
    arjan

    Bill tell it so. Thank you.

  • AGE WELL
    AGE WELL

    Bill Maher is using the goddamn laugh track wayyyy too much

  • oceanbnd
    oceanbnd

    Bill has to have a fake audience for fake laughs, cause he SUCKS as a comedian!! Take this 🖕 and twist on it Maher!!!

  • Steve Hardman
    Steve Hardman

    Bill, you have become Trumpian in your whiny bitch attitude about coronavirus!

  • BuddyCBuddy
    BuddyCBuddy

    This house n isn't funny

  • MatchstalkMan
    MatchstalkMan

    Because trump was expecting such high numbers to attend, his campaign team organised a stage that overlooks the car park with the plan that trump and pence would speak to the yuge crowd outside before going in to address the 19,000 inside... en route, word reached trump that 25 people were watching the stage. Twenty five people. By the time trump and pence arrived, they changed their mind about addressing the 25 people outside and stage hands were already dismantling it. Then trump waited for the hall to fill up, went out early because they thought there was a hold up outside and spoke to less than one third of the projected crowd indoors. Classic! I laughed so much.

  • Grunthos The Flatulent
    Grunthos The Flatulent

    The canned laughter is helpful to let me know what's funny.

  • Grunthos The Flatulent
    Grunthos The Flatulent

    Arses in seats. I saw what you did there

  • Julia Nam
    Julia Nam

    He is not funny at all

  • alley way321
    alley way321

    Biden had a "rally" recently where he spoke to roughly twenty attendees. Trump's 6,000 is darn good considering the current corona fear-mongering.

  • Johnpaul Kane
    Johnpaul Kane

    7 million watched on TV fact

  • Miss Moppet
    Miss Moppet

    The false laughter ruins it: please stop

  • T Burns
    T Burns

    The lying Jackass will not accept defeat and be called a loser. He has something up his sleeve besides a KFC drum stick

  • Show Me Golden
    Show Me Golden

    Best monologue in a long time!!

  • Frederick Peltz
    Frederick Peltz

    The laugh track is a distraction. I do not need to be told when something is funny. Not much was!

  • Mike Milligan
    Mike Milligan

    Who is the laugh track for? Bill or us? It's so cringe.

  • Ray Slagle
    Ray Slagle

    Lincoln once said a house divided cannot stand we have a 2 party system which is divided, ? Is this how democracy falls...

  • Linda Matus
    Linda Matus

    Ya know what’s sad? Bill Maher. You and your KID LOVE PRODUCTIONS

  • James Finley
    James Finley

    He's the manchurian president bot programmed by Vladimir putin to kill as many Americans as possible before we figure out wtf is going on ! I'm thinking even mitch McConnell is starting to get suspicious.

  • Ciao Jeff Italia
    Ciao Jeff Italia

    Get rid of Trump. These jokes are getting old. Let's start laughing about the decline of our country instead. Oh wait we don't think it's funny to laugh at Liberals. It's not politically correct.

  • Rotated Triskellion
    Rotated Triskellion

    We lost the attitude to laugh since COVID-19 😞

  • J. Clint Lewey
    J. Clint Lewey

    I don't understand why he chose Tulsa. Why didn't he at least choose Oklahoma City or Dallas? Tulsa is like the most out of date looking small to mid-sized town in the country. He might as well had started out in Amarillo Texas for God's sake.

  • Space Force Commander, General ‘Stabled Genius' :
    Space Force Commander, General ‘Stabled Genius' :

    Bill, are you for or against Covid-19? You wanted everything to reopen last week!

  • Wolfgang Baber
    Wolfgang Baber

    That rally was a disaster everybody looked like they smelt

  • whyy thestupidithurts
    whyy thestupidithurts

    thousand actual supporters ...let's not give them the 6k because it mostly was staff and political people not joe trump supporters.

  • Nell philpott
    Nell philpott

    Christopher Hitchens was so right: Maher's audience is so damn dumb. Just look at them laugh at anything. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • Vince DC
    Vince DC

    The idiocy in this comment thread is beyond believable. That goes for Maher too. I'd like to see how he would do under a hot sun giving speeches for hours and saluting 600 times. How many people were at Senile Joe's last rally? About 9. You Demonrats are in for a rough ride on Nov. 3.

  • Libby Breen
    Libby Breen

    He looks like a vampire in the daytime

  • exonelresearch
    exonelresearch

    ".....And as you can tell, by the way I successfully completed the Assault Course on the West Point Ramp, I am a Very Stable Genius....."

  • Z E
    Z E

    Great performance & great humor as usual, it was true Maher class

  • jeff
    jeff

    I love how the laughter responses are electronically animated and even the video needs to cut to people from other shows in order to have support for his 😂

  • Martin Humble
    Martin Humble

    Acoustic racism 😂

  • Sourjyo Roy
    Sourjyo Roy

    Stop using unflattering cut-aways of our Bapu.

  • Jonapollo Apollo
    Jonapollo Apollo

    DEMS PULLED A FAST ONE AVD BOUGHT ALL THE TICKETS THUS LIVING THE SEATS EMPTY WAY TO GO DEMS

  • Peter Freeman
    Peter Freeman

    The haters of America carry on

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