Intro=another vivid word-epic.
intercourse,pa or hell,mi
6:02 right there ! As a Canadian now living in France, married to a French woman who loves to cook, it struck me and made me realize one of the reason there is an obesity problem in the US. It would never occur to my wife to use industrial mayonnaise, she would make her own. Sour cream ... same. The presenter looks like a chef, but she is just putting together a bunch of processed food with hidden sugar. I showed this to my wife who first burst out laughing and then noticed the plastic bottle of Dijon Mustard and screamed in agony.
Everything about Quarantinewhile makes me smile.
Jon...do not go to Australia! There is a serious mouse problem there, like a plague! And don’t go to India as I’m sure you know about that variant there! We don’t want to lose you!
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"Popcorn salad... which is why so many young people stopped believing in God!" XD I can't even... Thanks a lot, this made me laugh.
They missed a great opportunity to compare the dog-robot to the one from Black Mirror. Hunting down the last humans.
Just more proof that far too much of communities’ tax money goes to law enforcement.
John has no clue what a "umbria" is :D
The intros are getting so ridiculously long they've become annoying. Been skipping them for a while now.
Stephen on Italian food, "Any bowl with anything will make you weep." Songbirds, Stephen? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tuscany is indeed awesome! Enjoy yourself, Stephen ;)
Sorry. Big down-vote for any video that features that atrocious format with the blurry sides.👎🏿
We would love to host you here in Italy!🤗
Hahaha what? A gratuitous Fermat reference? Where do you even come up with what metaphors to use for this 😂😂
"Nightmare hellscape of futuristic terror." "Lubricated vegetable madness." LOL!
Again... PLEASE tune that piano!
I thought those dogbots were designed for carrying bomb disposal stuff in warzones and helping in emergency evacuation for bombs and earthquakes, etc. When you need something that can get through the debris and carry heavy loads... WTF, why/when do police need them?! The budgets of US police forces are ridiculous! 🤯🤯 (edit: typo)
Definitely love watching two rich guys talk about places I'll never go. Let's get more of that. Talk about what supercars you will buy next year.
Hey Stephen! If you like the Lake Como area so much, maybe you'd like the Italian speaking part of Switzerland too! It's right next to it, with two more big lakes!
Should have been Deeznutz-upon-Thyne..
"Popcorn Salad." SMH. Caucasian on 💯😮😂
I see these segments and I click like. I'm never disappointed. This one moved me to comment. Amazing.
Not Mr Pullman!?!?
John, you one smooff brother my man, tryna tell you
I watched this while eating his ice cream uwu caught me by surprise lol
I had the Dolly Parton ice cream; I like it!
Sicily's pretty awesome. I lived there for 3 years, and miss it all the time 🇮🇹
I was born and raised in the Midwest to a pastor's family, and I NEVER remember hearing of any such abomination unto God as popcorn salad, let alone seeing it in ANY of our churches' basements.
best quarantinewhile introduction ever!
Love Colbert, can't stand Jean Baptiste.
It's bad enough that this crazy "chef" lady is trying to put popcorn in a salad, but why in Jesus' name does she have sour cream in a squeeze bottle??!!! Was anyone else horrified by that? I have never in my life seen sour cream in anything other than a tub.
That intro was quite the ride.
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“Check-minus” 😂 the memories!!!
That Salad Made my soul hurt. #BitcheNoooooooo
Popcorn salad does not exist. Don't drag Midwesterns down with you! We have enough on our plates without this slander.
Dude. Stephen Colbert's writers (and his great performance) are so much better than every other late night host out there. So much better, it isn't even a competition. If you like/watch any other, you are horribly misguided.
That salad is 0% Midwestern...
Any other math nerds who paused the video to check Steven on his math in the intro?
This actually cleared my sinuses!!
Please stop the slam voice 😭 it kills the jokes and it’s so annoying
I loved Stephen's comments on the popcorn salad, I know "react" is usually low effort but this seemed like it would be worth it to have more of it!
Those popcorn salad jokes were 🔥🔥🔥
Why did you make up an English Town with a silly name when we have so many ridiculous ones to choose from? We have a town called Wetwang for Christ's sake.
There may not be a Deeznuts On Heath in the UK, though there is a town in Yorkshire called Wetwang.
"Metalhead"... be afraid.
Hot Diggidy. You Know Where that Way Away is, Yeah? Australia Baby. Colbert Show Down Under ( once you're cleared and quarantined for entry yoah, we ain't muckin' around with that) You gonna call it quits at NZ? Waaaahh?
"Bitch, Please" oh My Lordy Me. Atrocious
Jon Batiste is a Lord.
That intro was really something. Love it
"Lubricated vegetable madness." Sounds like an album Pink Floyd would have released in the 1960s. But yeah, that is pointless, wasteful, and gross. Stick a spoonful in your mouth, get a kernel stuck in your teeth! Mm mm!
Ima try making that popcorn salad sometime!
1:39 Thank you!!! That’s my explanation exactly. THE FOOD IS EXQUISITE AND FELT LIKE I WAS LIED TO MY WHILE LIFE AS AN AMERICAN.
That looks DISGUSTING!! Stephen's right, that ain't Salad! 😩😂 "Salad you eat with a spoon"
That math intro was a wild ride also, not how proofs work
JOHN BAPTISTE...... You are more than welcome to come to New Zealand when you can. youll love it!!!!
Yeah, I grew up in the Midwest and I've never heard of or seen that popcorn salad. 🤢
Video starts at 2:25
That thing cost 100k dollars. Are they defusing bombs or something. In the army we didn't even use those unless a IED needed to be defused
Quarantinewhile intros keep getting longer. And I love it!
This attitude of flippant international travel by anyone rich enough during the Beginning of a pandemic is sociopathic. Yes. The Beginning.
How much did that cost? Oh right education comes last on the budget!
Don't crap on the robots, they dance!
Yes small talk about traveling to Italy and how I’ve been there previously. Yes, I completely identify because i am offered vacation from my job and have extra money to spend... as im sure most everyone else does also....
Sitting here next to my French wife whose family comes from Bitche... Which is in an area referred to by natives as 'Bitcherland'....
I've lived in the Midwest my entire life and never ever ever heard of putting popcorn in a salad. Ew. You'll find lots of things in Midwestern salads that don't sound salady (like jello), but not popcorn. Nope. Was this possibly for April Fool's Day?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wtf popcorn