10:50 I've tried to accomplish what this man has but failed many many times. It pains me to know I have lost this battle. He is truly a mad lad. I salute you *salutes holding back tears*
@octo star how???
@2EXTREME2008 Uhm, you don't have to be poor. Many to most supermarkets in Europe have this, even the 'richer' stores.
@Charbacca 453 Your not serious right
Ha Aldi’s gets to suffer
i just need that one quarter man
The joe thing says: still good friends, always be loyal.
Oh no no
As a former 7th grader that watched the outsiders I approve of you calling it a good movie
Emkay 4:51 it's Minecraft 1.5.2
I just realized there are two dudes at Emkay... Opinion Zach
10:54 the mad lad moment is he rigged the carts where you put a quarter in the slot so nobody steals the cart
How come nobody noticed the jayne hat on the axe guy? (firefly) he`s the hero of Canton!
Pfff weakling, failed at 3:20. I ended my suffering at 1am nov 1
I failed No Nut November literally on the last day at like 11:00
10:57 They locked the trolley into itself, that's what's happening
ok so the "shopping cart cup Holder" thing is actually the chain that binds the carts together and so my and my lil bro used to do that and wrap the chain aroun the thingly like that... it-my.com/watchvideo/video-A6ZrAp_G0Do.html
The battleaxe dude from Michigan, did noone else notice the Jayne hat? Of course a Browncoat did that, because he's not afraid of anything.
10:38 I haven’t used these in years and yet I still have my designated quarter
I once took a chair from school. I, in the middle of class was unscrewing the legs so i could take it out easier and SOMEHOW no one noticed
Emkay: When you turn 21... I'm sorry, is this some sort of american joke that I'm too european to understand?
My favorite one in this video is in 6:58 Chonkr
GOT OIL? red white and blue is comin for u
On the one at 10:55, it is not supposed to do that, you must put in a quarter just to use the cart, like at Aldi's.
3:29 "Still good friends. Always be loyal.
Ah ha ha A ha ha Ah ha ha
3:34 the last word is loyal. "Still good friends Always be loyal"
Thanks for the parenting tip
3:32 I read "Still Sood Juans Alump be loyal!" I have no idea what it means but okay
God I love Damien's laugh
Uhhh I’m pretty sure 3:00am is the devils hour and 12:00 is witching hour H M
13:15 its an alien character from lost in space... the 'multiple tails' are his cut off upper body looking for its legs... its a sick fucking piece, goddamn
2000 kids are not millennials they are generation Z get it right
Still good friends always be loyal
ITS 11/30/19 almost beat NNN
I failed at 12:00:01
My mom did the same thing with my sister. Minus calling her a horrible daughter. She threw a tantrum when she did at home, and again while at a grocery store. My sister never threw a tantrum since.
I’m to sad to actually laugh at this I’m sorry
God damn.. same man
0:36 There was this rusty table in the back of my class and one of it's leg broke off. My friend brought it home, snd he still have it.
ah yes, the good old shit in the chimney trick 6:34
Outsiders is a good movie, liked the book better. Sodapop is always gonna be my favorite.
3:12 probably born in Florida
3:12 WAIT WAIT WAIT I LIVE IN MICHIGAN
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6:57 how did my penguin club penguin become sentient?
3:32 still good friends Always be loyal
10:37 that's one of those lock things on shopping trolleys where you have to put a pound (Or whatever your regional currency is) into it to use it. It's meant to stop people from stealing trolleys. To get your money back, you have to connect it to another trolley. On the end of a chain is a metal bit that fits into a slot onto other trolleys. What this mad lad has done is connect it to itself.
I failed on the 2nd.
10:37 the shopping cart is from Aldi's, a grocery store that has chains connecting their carts to prevent lost carts. you unlock a cart by sliding a quarter in a slot. this also makes sure people return carts! the chains are just short enough to prevent you from getting your quarter back without putting your cart away. this man managed to bend the plastic enough to get his quarter out without returning his cart
Ah yes a man of savings I respect you know this is a Aldi’s thing Thank you
10:45 you put a quarter into the front and the only way to get it back is to take that part and put it in, but normally you have to use one from another cart, he however found a way to use that one, basically cheating the system
5:21 Ha jokes on you I failed at 12 AM EXACT on November 1st. Get rekt.
8:27 Heinrich Himmler was the "Reichsführer SS". The guy you are thinking of was Josef Mengele.
That last one is like bloodborne in Lego.
2:25 NOT AGAIN DAD
1:19 what a mad lad
I’m eating ice cream............. BEFORE DINNER iM sUcH a MaDlAd
always be loyal is what it says your welcome you came here very well
2:48 I bet that's Davie504.
Taking shit on the chimney is good
@Aidan da Acorn fiiiuuuu splat!! Ewww whats thats smell Is that a shit? Yeah thats a shit Owww shit Whos where that shit come from??? Its coming from top of the chimney ''saw a random guy wearing a santa claus costume" Hey what are you doing!!!??? What im just taking a shit On my chimney????? Pffttt yes that what happen when you mess with me HAHAHAH!!!! HEY MF GET DOWN FROM THERE OR I THE POLICE!!!! Im afraid to no police because im santa claus bitches GET DOWN FROM THERE AND STOP TAKING SHIT ON MY CHIMNEY!! NEVER!!! *call the police* Hello nypd how can i help you Yes there is a crazy person taking a shit on my chimney and he wearing a santa claus costume What? Someone take a shit on my chimney We didnt have a time for joking around sir please give us whats the info SANTA CLAUS TAKING A SHIT ON MY CHIMNEY AND I WANT A HELP RIGHT NOW!!! *putting down the phone* *afew minutes later* So whats the problem sir SEE THAT CRAZY SANTA TAKE A SHIT ON MY CHIMNEY *police trying to hold the laugh* Pfffff i i mean yeah i will take care of that sir Ok finally hey it s nypd get down from there or you will get hurt no mf im going to stay here till im done with my shit Im not afraid if police or not you cannot make me HAHA!!! Wait sir im getting my tazer gun Sure You have a ladder Yes miss Get down from there or im going to get up there and taze ur ass Try make me bitch Ok you make give me no choice *getting on the ladder* *a raindeer coming from the sky to pick him up* HOHOHO IM DONE BITCHES *getting on the sled* BYBYBYE MF HOHOHO Wtf was that i just watch is that the real santa? Maybe.... Well who would know that santa could be an asshole Yeah Ohh shit I think im done with this script... Ohh well
Imagine just knitting in your rocking chair near the fireplace and a massive turd comes down into through your fireplace
Himler the chicken farmer
3:29 Yes Emkay, you were very close "Still good friends - always be loyal"
i failed NNN the second it turned november 1st
Like you're gonna get a girl to fuck
4:30 thats a *real* madlad
3:31 Still good friends - Always be loyal! That is what it says
Sometimes you sound so much like Kronk and it makes me so damn happy
6:54 Santa came early. His present? A Keister Cake ™️ just for you!
0:45 I saw this on r/teenagers when it was just a few seconds old (slowly tearing up) it makes me proud that they made it to emkay
Lol I wrote an exam on the outsiders yesterday #staygolden
6:06 but what if it's 11:59 at night?
joe bidens thing says still good friends always be loyal. Some of you haven't grown up with medical field parents and it shows!