10:50 I've tried to accomplish what this man has but failed many many times. It pains me to know I have lost this battle. He is truly a mad lad. I salute you *salutes holding back tears*
*press F to pay respects*
Whatever. I'll find another way to fuck shit up for people and you should too.
ya that was a coter cart you need a courter to use it
Don’t you mean 10:20
If you find out what it is you'll die in 10 seconds it was hilarious
10:22 my dude straight up plugged the shopping trolley *into* the shopping trolley
5:57 it says in hebrew: lo orid et haseret betsura bilty hukit.
Okay so ever since i joined my new school, i’ve been stealing 1 pair if scissors each day and now i have over 700 scissors in a closet hidden in my room (it’s easy to hide since i have no friends)
Also not once in my entire life have i nutted in november
One day i got bored as fuck and decided to steal over 60 pots from my asshole hoarding neighbor and made a tiny house for my cat with it
And one time i went fishing with my friends but we forgot our fishing so we straight up sharpened our spears and started spear fishing at a pond(they were my old friends, before they left the school)
One day i also spent over 9 hours texting my friend old famous quotes
10:19 I’m disappointed in you for not knowing what that is
I’m in eighth grade and we just finished the outsiders book. No movie because of COVID. Darn.
damien i will venmo you 2.50 american us dollars for you to read "what would you do if i kissed you right now... haha jk... unless" in the Chills voice
i will double it if you post it on the main channel
Somehow Damien saying “he did it” triggered siri
4:30 there’s Minecraft education edition and it is used for coding and has the elements in it. It can also be used to play normal Minecraft. I know this because we had a coding club that was shut down due to COVID and I’m allowed to play it at lunches because I tell my teacher I’m doing ‘coding’.
Wait he thinks school computers have firewalls?
8:39 that right there, I approve of cuz I'm the same boat
3:12 Still good friends Always be loyal.
more about them later after that *NGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
i own a battle axe but not a gun too
Himmler was a want to be soldier who created the consentration camps and verified the holocaust
You had A SON
Little did the guards know the first Area 51 raid was just a trick July 3 the Karen’s and the anti vaccine children will act as Shields the Naruto runners will flood in from all directions and the kyles and chads will come from the back if any furrys come they wear their fursuit as armor and attack from the corners and from the front we have cars ram the gates the rock throwers in the back we Break through the gates and then the real fun begins
2:48 Damo and old mate with the stupid hat, battle brothers. To war!
That wasn't a cup holder that is a thing that stores use to get money it's a lock and you use a quarter or get the quarter back by putting the cart back
8:07 he was a Nazi General during WWII
6:09 imagine sitting in the livingroom and suddenly hearing a *plop* coming from your (idk what it's called in english so i'll just say fireplace)
wtf, the hand just levitates at the pic with chair leg
It's impossible to do that in aldis
Himmler was in charge in of the concentration camps
You are now history buff
4:50 hi Karen
2:44 I chased a burglar out of my house with a rapier. I can now sing along with Whiskey In The Jar without any irony.
87 forb eye now wut wer gona doo todaay
You spelt brib wrong
The bird was the sign or the sign was the bird
6:13 bruh that laugh tho
4:39 better question: how the hell did he get diamond tools with such a small screen
6:10 imagine that woman looks up her chimney and sees and a$shole and two cheeks as the man's sh*t hits her in the face at 20 miles per hour XD
made on my b day
10:35 that thing on the shopping cart is used in my country to prevent theft of carts you have to put a coin in and plug the chain in to get you money back
The meme read: "Still good Friends- Always be loyal!" And I am guessing the big letters at the end spelled out his name "Joe Biden." The date at the end is 2-3-18, or Febuary the 8th, 2018.
“How did you go from agriculture to serving hitler” How do you go from art to being Hitler
6:35 Naw ya see, what you really need to do is eat some chipotle and then take some laxatives and unleash the unholy hell that will be liquified shit on this womans chimney.
whats the difference between a porcupine and BMW's? a porcupine has the pricks on the outside
7:47 can someone please translate this?
Bird : That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read !
In school there is Minecraft education edition on Microsoft store
Hey Damien, the shopping cart at 10:19, is about the fact that the person used an extended chain lock so that he/ she can get the cart released without inserting the coin.
3:15 As a bad writing dude my self i can say dat it's probably: Still good friends Always be loyal! (Probably name or somethin) Date Yes, my teachers always notice my bad writing and no i still doesn't change it Goin to grade 10
still good friends always be loyal
6:49 why cant i ever have privacy 😥
Oh how we will miss him
10:25 it is the shopping cart lock
9:57 you take my life, i take yours
1:05 To alcohol The cause of And solution to All of life’s problems.
peasants i have my personal cracked Minecraft launcher on my own USB key and have absolutely no need to use google. open then play, and i'm good to go
Stupid super power: You have regeneration but you're forced to tell wiener every time you wank at the top of your lungs
7:50 very pretty under face
My class was watching a movie and I had an invisible pen and drew a dick on the chair
0:40 I’m pretty sure that that happened in the movie and it was accidental but they kept it anyway
He ended racism he ended racism
Hats off to the lad using the whites only fountain... he knew it was dangerous and he still told segregation to go fuck itself Legend
0:58 Bird: how 'bout N O
That's Russia alright 6:10
notch and lannan ate awesome
8:00 where is her phone camera? Is the phone upside down?
10:27 thats a self-locking cart you have to pay to use it
2:39 was Davie 504?
10:24 That's a shopping cart lock. I've seen them before, and I have tried many times to do that. Also, HE IS THE MESSIAH!
10:33, you know some shopping carts in some countries have like a place in which you need to insert coin to unlock it, and then insert the previous carts that chain to get your coin out (which locks the cart to the previous one), but its built the way that you can't get the coin out with only one cart. Now that guy apparently managed to actually do that. I tried many times for fun, it's impossible
Did Damien go to a school in Ohio by cahance
BASS NOT BASE. And that battle axe? That's what my family calls a wedding gift.