The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)
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Lauris Beinerts
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Subscribe for more short comedy sketches & films: bit.ly/laurisb Funny business meeting illustrating how hard it is for an engineer to fit into the corporate world! Watch the next episodes: bit.ly/SquareProjectEp1, bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2 & bit.ly/SquareProjectEp3
Starring: Orion Lee, James Marlowe, Abdiel LeRoy, Ewa Wojcik, Tatjana Sendzimir.
Subtitles available in many, many languages (enable them using the "Subtitles/Closed Captions" button). A big thank-you to everyone who translated! You can add new subtitles here: it-my.com/uservideos-timedtext_video?v=BKorP55Aqvg
Written & Directed by Lauris Beinerts
Based on a short story "The Meeting" by Alexey Berezin
Produced by Connor Snedecor & Lauris Beinerts
Director of Photography: Matthew Riley
Sound Recordist: Simon Oldham
Production Designer: Karina Beinerte
1st Assistant Director: James Hanline
Make-up Artist: Emily Russell
Editor: Connor Snedecor
Sound Designer: James Bryant
Colourist: Janis Stals
Animator: Benjamin Charles
The original short story about drawing seven red lines "The Meeting" (in Russian): alex-aka-jj.livejournal.com/66984.html
The Expert shirt campaign is over, but let me know if you'd be interested, you can check it here: bonfire.com/the-expert
We made this video using:
- Canon 7D camera: amzn.to/1FuXXVv
- Final Cut Pro 7: amzn.to/1Lt7UrZ
- Web-based Cyrillic converter: 2cyr.com/
- The Hospital Club premises for a stage test (only partially recorded...): thehospitalclub.com/
- Libre Office Calc to make sense of the shot list...
- 7 different markers and an empty juice pack to get the right sound
- 7 red lines
- A bottle of single malt whiskey
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  • Lauris Beinerts
    Lauris Beinerts

    Check out the new episodes of The Expert: Square Project! bit.ly/SquareProjectEp1 bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2 bit.ly/SquareProjectEp3

    • Rock Ade
      Rock Ade

      I am here because i just finished a sales meeting and sharing this with my Presales team, because Sales Management keep asking stupid shit like this

    • Wor Eeur
      Wor Eeur

      How is it possible that you have a BILLION views, and only 100k subscribers, but theres people with 6 million subscribers and 300k views?

    • Víðarr Kerr
      Víðarr Kerr

      2 + 2 = 5 and everyone gets a participation trophy.

    • Emir Calvin
      Emir Calvin

      these skits would be great as a full length movie

    • Brambledemon
      Brambledemon

      Did you direct this Lauris? I’m programming for a short film festival, and I’d like to submit your short for inclusion.

  • Wyclif Murungi
    Wyclif Murungi

    6:05 Anderson: It's impossible to draw a line in the form of a kitten. Justine: What about a bird? 6:34 Anderson: What do I have to do with balloons? Justine: It's red. 😂😂😂😂

  • jca111
    jca111

    And this is exactly why i gave up my job as head of IT for a European company and went back to Coding from home.

  • Jojo Anggono
    Jojo Anggono

    I can't stop laughing, a kind of nervous laugh. I'm relieved lately we have to wear face mask. Now I always wear face mask during meeting in exec board room. It conceals our facial expression at most awkward moment.

  • Tony Figueira
    Tony Figueira

    i have felt like the asian guy more times than i like to admit...

  • Shahid Khan
    Shahid Khan

    I'm getting frustrated

  • Donovan Steadman
    Donovan Steadman

    I find this infuriating.....i go through this almost every other day...

  • Sid Diaz
    Sid Diaz

    hahaha! this is me on all my meetings

  • A K
    A K

    This video clearly explains leftist logic

  • Ultra Kot
    Ultra Kot

    Every company is be like...

  • Providence
    Providence

    Having worked corporate, I can say this is no surprise and by comparison to some of the meetings I've sat in with covert agendas, at least this discussion is openly refreshing. Nobody seems to be holding a knife behind their back.

  • birhan2006
    birhan2006

    Trump's discussion with scientists about a Covid-19 cure.

  • Robert Dahl
    Robert Dahl

    How TMI happened, How we lost 3 astronauts when the engineers said no go and the launch went with a frozen o-ring, and the list goes on, and on, and on...........

  • Dave 0n2wheels
    Dave 0n2wheels

    This captures so perfectly the daily inanity of my job.

  • Amon Noma
    Amon Noma

    I was thinking of this today. And concidently it showed up on my recommendation.

  • dustinrhodes123
    dustinrhodes123

    This makes me so nervous!

  • Oldman Zone
    Oldman Zone

    I've been in meetings like this.

  • Salah Gad
    Salah Gad

    He got it eventually, how to be an expert

  • Robert Zeurunkl
    Robert Zeurunkl

    Done in a very Monty Python-esque style: it-my.com/watchvideo/video-GA-zX1FthjM.html

  • Ashadi Noor
    Ashadi Noor

    What the hell am i watching?? Idiot conversation, yet, so.... deep. Am i saying deep? I must be insane...

  • Samir V
    Samir V

    This is what it feels for a non religious person to talk to a group of ‘ believers’. Brilliant stuff!

  • Yogesh Sharma
    Yogesh Sharma

    The best video ever made in the history of humanity 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • Yogesh Sharma
    Yogesh Sharma

    Best video made ever 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • H N
    H N

    Stupid, waste of time.

  • Don Reynolds
    Don Reynolds

    You could technically get 7 perpendicular lines if they went into 7 different dimensions. At that point, since they can't be seen, you can call them whatever color you want.

  • 이준
    이준

    That's why I hate talking to dimwits

  • Hanas
    Hanas

    This was a horror show from beginning to end. Not a comedic one

  • flashelek86
    flashelek86

    I very rarely comment on videos, but the fact that this has popped up now in my recommended feed is just silly... Had a similar talk with my boss last evening, strange how youtube knew

  • Mohamed Ahmed
    Mohamed Ahmed

    This is how I spent Friday evening))

  • totchj
    totchj

    I'd draw two perpendicular lines and claim the other five are unseen in our dimensions. But swear to god they're all perpendicular ;)

  • TuSkoFskY
    TuSkoFskY

    To be precise - yes, you can have 7 perpendicular lines, but in >=7 dimension space :) whereas we live in 3dmiension world, it's pretty hard to imagine the higher dimensions(we can assume 4th one might be a time), and drawing it might be confusing :)

  • Dishan Fernando
    Dishan Fernando

    This is Genius !

  • Lexard
    Lexard

    Corporate: What exactly is stopping us from doing this? Expert: Geometry Corporate: Then ignore it

    • Zxenon Nemrod
      Zxenon Nemrod

      hahaha

  • 10 Hours Looney
    10 Hours Looney

    Reminds me of working in the Third and Voluntary sector.

  • Mukarram Pasha
    Mukarram Pasha

    Watching this gave my anxiety attacks..

  • CSLGSKS
    CSLGSKS

    I haven’t even worked in the corporate world and this was still relatable.

  • Just A Practical Monster
    Just A Practical Monster

    so relatable

  • 木枯らし
    木枯らし

    Women Aren’t Funny

  • Vlad Kh
    Vlad Kh

    Guess who dislike this sketch...

  • magellanthecat
    magellanthecat

    This was exactly what design meetings were like. That's why I stopped going to them. This is what town council meetings are like, except they were even dumber and the council members even more obliviously stupid. That's why I stopped going to them.

  • Teach109
    Teach109

    This is about engineering or about SJW?

  • xpgx1
    xpgx1

    Soooo, a bunch of idiots trying to spend (hopefully) hard earned money for idiotic things. I pity each and every "expert" that ever sat in one of those meetings, you still rock Mr. Expert, ... wherever you are. Don't loose hope in humanity, we all are learning. It's just that some ppl need more time... =)

  • Hydro Maester
    Hydro Maester

    This is so true it hurts me deeply!

  • deadly slayer
    deadly slayer

    Hahahaha

  • Patience Ameh
    Patience Ameh

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -

  • thehut
    thehut

    When did you sneak into our company's conference room and install the hidden camera?

  • Brian Currin
    Brian Currin

    Wonderful!

  • TheDeadlyAvenger
    TheDeadlyAvenger

    This is sadly all too accurate. Clueless clients making design decisions, and overpaid clueless project managers that do nothing but get in the way and make shit more difficult.

  • Intergameviewer
    Intergameviewer

    I came here for comedy, not a documentary of my work life!

  • Charango123quena
    Charango123quena

    Can't 7 lines can be perpendicular to each other if crossing through & up to 7 spatial dimensions??.. yeah I know you can't draw them on a board

  • Craig Smith
    Craig Smith

    This is so real...that "you're a specialist of a narrow field" argument killed me.

  • Tomer Zaitsev
    Tomer Zaitsev

    Actually the second part is possible on some 3 d shapes

  • Andrew Nugent
    Andrew Nugent

    This is just like being at work, why bother. Go away

  • Mathews Sebonego
    Mathews Sebonego

    The more work experience I get , the more this video makes sense and becomes very funny.

  • Electronic Artis
    Electronic Artis

    Okay is it just me or why every time i watch this video I always leaves confused 😂😅

  • Emperor Picard
    Emperor Picard

    I understand his frustration, but the mistake he made is not asking what the problem they are trying to solve is. He should have asked "What do you want to do with the 7 perpendicular lines" and he could have given them a solution that does not involve 7 perpendicular lines. At the same time, they should to asked the engineer to design a product, a engineer does not design products. An engineer solves problems.

  • Savan Patel
    Savan Patel

    This is how civil engineers deal with architects and clients.

  • souvikmechs
    souvikmechs

    This reminds of my illiterate but greedy landlady. She used to increase the rent every month on various excuses but would depend on us for calculation of the electricity bill. After a few month we got tired. We paid her the extra rent but actually decreased it by miscalculating the electricity bill. She was happy. 😉

  • Sulagna Dasgupta
    Sulagna Dasgupta

    Asian guy should've replied "seven lines can be perpendicular to each other only in a seven or higher dimensional space. Are you sure that's what you want? "

  • Hristo Bachvarov
    Hristo Bachvarov

    Damn brilliant!!!!! Typical modern corporate meeting, where at the end you just wonder, how much more bullshit you could handle... Sad but true...

  • Brandi Flynn
    Brandi Flynn

    I am a developer. I watched this a few years ago and found it hilarious. After a couple years of new management I watched this again and it hurts how spot-on this is.

  • torjai tamas
    torjai tamas

    To be fair, I always try to find a solution even for the stupidest requests. For this, i d probably say that we could make a 7D drawing represented in 3D in which case the lines would theoretically be perpendicular. We could draw a line with green ink and just mimic to draw a line with transparent ink. (in which case it would be enough to make a 6D representation). And voila. The hard part is just to make them understand that the result is actually what they asked for.

  • Gary Ha
    Gary Ha

    The Dunning-Kruger effect

  • Jack Sibrizzi
    Jack Sibrizzi

    Not labeled correctly. Not funny. Try again.

  • The Primal Pitch
    The Primal Pitch

    This is every enterprise custom software sale since the dawn of time!

  • Karpeno
    Karpeno

    Melhor piada do ano.

  • Enzo Gurijala
    Enzo Gurijala

    This does not look real. You can tell it is acting. All that aside, this is so funny.

  • Phavelin
    Phavelin

    "You are the expert" "Well how do you know until you've tried?"

  • TheMagnificentZoltar
    TheMagnificentZoltar

    Just fire the expert and finish the project.

  • comochinganconesto
    comochinganconesto

    Wait, he could get up to 3 perpendicular lines if he goes up to 3 dimensions... 5 if he goes up dimensions again. It depends on what medium the customer requires the lines to be in (video would probably be the best bet and it would have to be a projection of a 5D object. The rest can be drawn in invisible ink -_- He's on his own on the color stuff. And yes, I'm a developer... And yes those are my meeting with stake holders and clients... All the time... Without fail -_-

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