Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-30-20
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Bill Burr
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Bill rambles about earthquakes, WWII, and Mario Batali’s cookware.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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  • Bryan Calderon
    Bryan Calderon

    1:20:06 ROFL

  • Booda Luva
    Booda Luva

    Freddie Scott Key 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣. Gotta love Bill!

  • Jim Brennan
    Jim Brennan

    #4 slayed me hahahaha! poohedx2

  • Ace Bandage
    Ace Bandage

    I have "Resting Hitler face" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Travis Rembold
    Travis Rembold

    Damn bill times must be tough for ya, adding thirty adds to the first half of the podcast

  • Tata Marharian
    Tata Marharian

    Napoleon wasn’t shirt, it’s a common misconception that people have due to England belittling him in all understandings

  • chaoticevil010
    chaoticevil010

    @ bill burr : a frog was used for that experiment

  • Peter Parker
    Peter Parker

    19:00

  • Nathan Tanner
    Nathan Tanner

    Anyone listen to Burr and Rogan and wonder what the fuck is going on in LA

  • Chris P
    Chris P

    Hey. Chill Master B. Get back to work

  • Michael Kimmings
    Michael Kimmings

    Test on people.... Less traffic

  • Nater K
    Nater K

    Napoleon was 5'6". That sounds short now, but back in the 1700s when he was alive, the average human height was around 5'5", meaning he was actually taller than the average man. As you can imagine, he had some enemies in his time, who wanted to portray him in a negative light. Most of the other officers surrounding him were much taller, and in many of the photos, you see him surrounded by people taller than him. So those who wished to talk ill of him made the argument that those tall people surrounding him were only average height. In today's world, imagine someone who's 6'0" who hangs around with a bunch of 6'4" - 6'6" people, who goes down in history as being incredibly short, even though he was 6'0". Napoleon was by no means a giant, but he was taller than the average man back then. A lesson in media and bias for you.

  • I'll let you finish but first
    I'll let you finish but first

    To be fair on Napoleon he did win in Russia. Just couldn't afford to spend the winter with his army in Moscow and leave France open to an invasion. Same happened in the Iberian peninsula. They were winning every battle but couldn't manage to hold cities because the citizens would murder any garrison that was less than a complete army.

  • Trav B
    Trav B

    Jesus how many ads are on this free podcast that I dont pay for 🤣

  • Hawk Tawk
    Hawk Tawk

    Hitler on meth is interesting.

  • Maximilian Dort
    Maximilian Dort

    t'was a frog

  • Sloppyballs McGuillicutty
    Sloppyballs McGuillicutty

    holy hairy red nuts!! there’s a podcast somewhere in this stream of ads.

  • Zen Zorkle
    Zen Zorkle

    Bill Burr didnt jump the shark on capitalism, he kidnapped it.. Level with us double B, do you owe a bunch of money to some shady characters on the East Coast or something and the vig is killing ya? If so, we can start a go fund me and help get ya out of the hole... I would also say to maybe fire your accountant cause they must be stealing from ya if you need this many commercials in a podcast to pay the bills...or was it 2 hours of commercials surround by you talking a little bit...hahah Love ya double B, but geezus man...makes it tough to get through with all of the commercials.

  • Stacy seale music and news
    Stacy seale music and news

    The land of sin will always shake lmao do a rant on that shit. Fuck earthquakes

  • boss dog97
    boss dog97

    That fucking seinfeld joke killed me bill lmaoooo

  • Joe Logik
    Joe Logik

    0:58 Bill Burr is hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • Music Calgary
    Music Calgary

    James Gadson is the shit.

  • José X
    José X

    Thanks Bill. You are hilarious.

  • Selina N
    Selina N

    amazing how listening to ol' billy burr lifts my mood...

  • Rya N
    Rya N

    Seething frog

  • Brian Umholtz
    Brian Umholtz

    "How big does your yard have to be??" "How many ads is enough??" This is ridiculous.

  • Marcel C
    Marcel C

    Stop moaning about ads, if you’re too broke to get IT-my premium or too stupid to figure out how to not get ads then that’s on you

  • Shawn Bracco
    Shawn Bracco

    Nobody's getting stuffed by Ray Lewis anymore, except his girlfriend and an unlucky bastard into his trunk... Good to hear Old Billy redballs reading at a 6th grade level finally. Cbmd maybe he's just good with letters. Lol gotta bust ya' redballs there jerky 🤣

  • PJM
    PJM

    wtf with the ads every 2 mins ? Unwatchable. Bye bye Billy ad balls ...

  • Whitey Willoby
    Whitey Willoby

    *The ads* welcome to another addition of the Monday morning Ad cast! *Also the ads* a word from our advertiser, Bill burr

  • Whitey Willoby
    Whitey Willoby

    Holy ads

  • boring channel
    boring channel

    I like randy newman

  • LZ
    LZ

    I don’t think there are enough ads on here.

  • the nonfamous Ned
    the nonfamous Ned

    There are far too many youtube ads to enjoyably listen to the podcast at work :(

  • Anthony DellaSelva
    Anthony DellaSelva

    Gonna make some roast beef hash with leftover prime rib. Thanks for the idea!

  • Zonku
    Zonku

    Hey Billie "ad revenue" Burr, you know what your poscast needs? MORE ads interruping your podcast. Every 2 minutes then coming back to a scripted on air ad before getting back to whatever thought you had isnt nearly enough

    • CHIEFS DYNASTY
      CHIEFS DYNASTY

      u stupid or something? fast forward to the final second of the video and let it finish and the ads will disappear. or you could go go his website where he posts the podcast as well. yikes people these days

  • Alexander Vishnu
    Alexander Vishnu

    Too many ads!!!!!

  • conor obrien
    conor obrien

    Did he just admit that he can't navigate browser tabs, please someone help this man

  • SuperiorPayload
    SuperiorPayload

    Sucks Fred Willard just died a few months ago

  • qgoatq
    qgoatq

    27 ads i missed that 1st half i can see where they are big red bold head..... You're bold but You still look like you have red hair you little girly ginger.... Wu tang forever

  • Dannooch
    Dannooch

    Oh dang! Its Little Billy Red Nuts!

  • deno steen
    deno steen

    you dont have enough ads on your video i suggest you add some more

  • SLEEPY
    SLEEPY

    It's Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast downloaded on Saturday evening listening to it Sunday night just before bedtime almost officially Monday morning.

  • Moorbilt
    Moorbilt

    *[MISSING[!]* MMP 7-20-20 _whooop_

  • STEVE- Cockney Rebel
    STEVE- Cockney Rebel

    Hey Bill come bk to London, we miss you bro

  • Frank Trejo
    Frank Trejo

    What up with all the adds man!?

  • Mike Mccomb
    Mike Mccomb

    Hey bill napoleon was above average height

  • mtnmann72
    mtnmann72

    So you read off 3 sponsors in the podcast then have probably 20 more ads during. How big must your helicopter be for fuck sake? Love ya, but damn.

  • Abdellah Mokhtari
    Abdellah Mokhtari

    It was a frog I think

  • Andywan Kenobi
    Andywan Kenobi

    1:30sec in and I'm getting an add....BILL have a damn garage sale if you need money...ffs I can't sit through an hour of 60 skips...get it together man Yea....i tried..cut some of those ads bill..jfc

  • C Gallup
    C Gallup

    Try Brick House Cigars they are really good.

  • C Gallup
    C Gallup

    "The short ones try harder!" Ice Pirates movie

  • McHaven07
    McHaven07

    Yo, War of 1812 was the advent of the 44. The 44-gun frigate, baby. Ballsy enough to throw down with beasts twice her size, fast enough to get away from anything even bigger than that. Perhaps the pinnacle of wooden tallships right there, them and the 74s. Fucking incredible.

  • Preston Heurgue
    Preston Heurgue

    I can’t watch the Thursday podcasts anymore. An Ad every 5min sad...

    • Berserkr 47
      Berserkr 47

      AdBlocker Plus is your friend

  • BirYerde
    BirYerde

    Im not even subbed, ad killed it bill, you are not a poor guy, stop acting like it. its low.

  • Soyuz da Villan
    Soyuz da Villan

    When Bill said he didn't smoke a cigar in July I had to go back and check when he did the podcast with Joe Rogan - mid June hahaha

  • Soyuz da Villan
    Soyuz da Villan

    Hey from Brisbane Australia Big Billy Blue Balls!! You got a shout our on the Greg Gutfeld Show today 👍👍👍

  • Dex Stewart
    Dex Stewart

    Neither Hitler nor Bonaparte were short: just propaganda

  • RusZugunder
    RusZugunder

    "is the 3rd time a charm?" idk wanna try or something?

  • M. Stuart Lynn
    M. Stuart Lynn

    I think you meant the drummer from Def Leppard !!!🤪

  • Andrew Harvey
    Andrew Harvey

    Talking of boiling rats. I once had to care for a baby owl. It was really hard ating mice and puking the mice into the owl's beak.

  • Truth Monster
    Truth Monster

    who taught you to resent your own heritage, you know that's a sickness

  • R Biglin
    R Biglin

    Anyone else get an ad like every 2 minutes?

  • Tracy Stephens
    Tracy Stephens

    1:37:15. Holy Fuck that had me rollin 🤣

  • Frank Castle
    Frank Castle

    Thanks for checkin' in on us, Bill..

  • Red Corvette
    Red Corvette

    Bill you got your plague u wanted asteroids are going to start hitting earth wiping out cities beginning in Sept, You have to be the happiest youve been in a long time lol

  • TheNumberTwelve
    TheNumberTwelve

    Damn 5 commercials and only 10 mins in. Another 15 or so it looks like. Bill you gotta tell google to chill out lol

  • bigfilsing
    bigfilsing

    what i wouldn't give for a bar stool conversation with this guy .Yeah the English did nothing . Hang on the Industrial revolution ya fackin moron .........................

  • Agnes Roman
    Agnes Roman

    As a Canadian, I found out that back in 1930 that we wanted to be a republic country; but instead, the crown owns our ass since. The Brits made it look like the Canadians burned the White House in the war of 1812. Also, Wilks Booth escape to Canada, he had a few Canadian dollars in his wallet when he fucked off to Montreal. You will know when the leafs will win again when hell freezes over.

  • Tyler Blair
    Tyler Blair

    It's a frog.

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