Stephen breaks out the stopwatch after Donald Trump claims he ''quickly'' cut off his MAGA rally's''send her back!'' chant.
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I didnt say it they did? Wtf? Smh....
VOTE Blue!! End the gop fear, hate and division agenda
Nazi rallies from the 1930s.....we all should know how that ended!!
Salad dressing? This comedian is lame a ff
Relish... Ow. My brain go powie.
"No! No one knows what you're talking about" π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
he had friends
After Trump talked about his friends 'choking' I had to look to see if this came out before or after Epstein died.
Can I also mention how much I love that someone who ran on the platform that 'America is crap and only I can save it' tells someone else to love it or leave it?
I have a great deal of respect for the office of the President, I have NO respect for Trump!
Bozo who looks like a Nerdo, who comes across as a weirdo, so they give him his own talk show? Though, the truth be told he is but a speck of dust on Trump's coattails and thanks him by cracking on his character because Stephen has none. Sore losers have the most to say about nothing worth listening to unless you were also on the losing side. Might want to try and at least act like a winner and thank your lucky stars he did win like the rest of us who won when he did.
I Arnold took your place in the White House, that would probably go much better.
WTF happened to this manchild when he was a toddler that made him sound like he's talking to preschoolers forever afterwards?? πππ I mean, clearly his rabid worshippers are so brainless and vapid, they need him to repeat everything multiple times... πππ
Orange Beavis is NOT that smart, and his supporters Worship it, The Dumber the better!
wussolini..... priceless.
2:38 He lost all his friends... because they are all in jail. Whoβs next after Roger Stone???
Unbelievable! The orange idiot says, people have such respect for the office of President, he, in his usual baby talk repeats this statement. He so clearly has no respect at all for the office, the lies, the racism, the profiting from the office of President, the insults, the narcissism, the ridiculous face..... It's unbelievable, you can't make this up. He stands there with such bare faced cheek. How mental must he be. Unbelievable!!!
That shamble tho!! π₯ π₯ π₯
Stephen, I want peace.
I want peace.
It's hard to loose your friends when you don't have any...
God bless the president of the United States of America and keep Mr President safe from this evils puppets.π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππΌππππππππ
chicken, fish or race war... chicken war please!
GOES TO SHOW TRUMP IS A NATURAL BORN LIAR
SO EMBARRASSING TRUMP WAS BORN IN RUSSIA
Every time someone says I donβt care about trump ..., think about how hard it is to bring food to the table banks out of control and most companyβs ripping people off healthcare out of control division racism and education only for rich people...,impeachment please ...
Lol loser.
I never fail to be amazed at all the grinning idiots behind him.
President non sequitur
I never seen such lunatic In the white house with his cronies. How can anyone around the world listen to such a dunno.the American.people must feel completly let down.this is not a leader .more a nutter hurry up.and lock.him.up for everones sake
Obama sucks
Makes my blood boil this piece of orange shit was in my State. Such a bigot
50% of Letterman's fans
Yeaaah buddy That's why you have no friends... Out of respect........
I believe that Trump is addicted to some drug and/or heβs paranoid from dementia! ~ Why was he ever elected? Heβs insane ~
8:55 that reminds me of the Monty Python 100m dash for the deafππ
He never had friends π
Chant responsiblyπ€£
Oh look Colbert has Trump syndrome
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He doesnt have friends because they have all gone to jail
I canβt understand how, even after seeing this, which clearly shows Trump lying, his fans can STILL support him. I mean I have friends and family members who are normally not stupid or gullible people but when it comes to Trump itβs like they all have a teenage crush; no matter what the reality is he can do no wrong. I just do NOT get it.
Trump just stirs up the feelings. When he talks it's like a subliminal message is being broadcast to them. Hard to explain. Which is all the more reason to make sure he's impeached soon. As a British citizen, some of his messages even affect some of my fellow countrymen and women. But most of us know the majority of you never wanted that idiot in the White House. Stay strong. We still love you all. I got a feeling he's gonna be out soon.
He is like a child , desperate for attention, constantly acting up
And I somehow thought he was gonna say βignorance is blissβ at around 7:21 when it looks like heβs even got trouble reading his own thoughts
L was so embarrassed about my state North Carolina. they really showed who they are.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all necessary and essential parts of the world: He has ripped children and infants from parents, detained and concentrated our fellow community without due process or cause, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of domestic Federal Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, discrimination, detention, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens to bear Arms against their Country, to become the gaolers and abusers of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Alt-Reich and White Supremacist Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Comedic genius
Human trafficking laws huh? that how Epstein and you got kids?
"I lost all my friends!" Technically, you had Epstein offed!
7:45 was unbelievable cosmic comedy
I'm German. Dear Americans, get rid of him. Your great country deserves better.
Right, right. Drumphs "friends" are probably business partners and if anything, they know that if they speak up about what they really think, Drumph will shut them down. That and all of the trading bullshit he's been up to leading to successful people leaving the US. All of his friends. All both of them. The one he speaks about and the one he looks at through a mirror. 7:42 Oh hey! That's how the nazi's started, isn't it? :D "Ach, was iz all zis judish namez. Ve should just send zem back, ja?" "Send zem back! Send zem back! Send zem back!"
So, #Colbert suggests that everyone at a #Trump rally is a hate-filled extremist! So much for neutrality, as he claims it.....
He's a comedian , you moron.
Not every Trump fan is a racist. But every racist IS a Trump fan.
Respect for the president is the reason why you have whistleblowers and leakage.
Trump hates everyone not white
He was talking about the relish that goes on your hotdog. π
Has anybody noticed the poster by the name 'kiddie fiddler's? Now maybe because I'm a heathen, I get the wrong impression, but does anyone else raise an eyebrow that this user name pretty plainly refers to child molestation? 'Kiddie fiddler' needs to go. You can find him in the reply section. I tried reporting, but it's multiple choice, none of which are for drawing attention to the name of a poster.
Trump is only racist, when he talks a racist crowd!! The rest of the time he's just plain stupid!
Womder how much the democrat party is paying him? And oh hes making money from making fun of him. Ya maybe he dosent speak grammatically correct english all the time but by heck hes done a whole lot more than obama ever did in 2 terms within 2 yrs. What did obama do ? Bring america into 64 trillion debt? Or introduce obama care. Flippin fantastic. But grammar is what is important to run the country. Unfortunately this isnt a grammar test but an ability to clean up the junk from the nation but unfortuantely you people prefer holding on to junk as long as u can speak correctly! Also not to mention he is the most interesting president in political history ever! Even u guys get content from him for good or bad. How hypocritical. And it looks like shit when u americans disrespect your president. U look bad not him.
Send her back, send her back!
Colbert's genius is wasted on his following unfortunately. And he knows it.
Omg he actually had friends b4 ? Wow i wonder who is that idiot that can actually stand him
Screw it So what he's racist he's already your president GTFOH
He hasnβt actually Done anything, except appearances. He has done nothing. Who gets a job, the βmost important job with the highest demand on intellect and skillβ my words there, and he showed up without a damn clue and DOES NOTHING all day long. This is America folks. Holy shit!!! How!!!! Fuck.
How stupid are the people standing in Trumps Rally listening to this ear bashing trash
People have respect for the office of the president but not βthe Buffonβ currently hovering over it
he doesn't make any sense, jut rambling on. why would anyone want to be there?
Wait was βrelishβl his word of the day and he forgot what it meant but tried to include it in a sentence. Hopefully he lets it go and doesn't try to change the meaning of the word like he did with the sharpie maps
I love watching Stephen Colbert. He is so accurate and funny. Trump's a piece of crap. Who lies like that anyway? The *Devil.*
Did anyone ever thought of living in a terminator universe? Cuz pres. Dump referenced Arnie... Will be a glad if he's the target.... As in political and pop culturally targeted with facts and history, not terminating him
Finally! After all this time! Colbert is finally going after Trump!
I'm from North Carolina(raised and bred) and I can assure you most of us do not reflect the unimaginable idiocy of this crowd. Most are from South Carolina anyway.π