You're in trouble and we need to talk
Joana Ceddia
Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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Jemony Cnicket

  • xkacey b r o k e n
    xkacey b r o k e n

    *Joana hits 3m* Father:* watches in fear* joana: "Mother goose ill Get the music and you the buckets and lets bake."

  • youtube likes
    youtube likes

    I need that pasta recipe

  • atara

    But if you don’t have kids......... there won’t be anymore Ceddias

  • -w- Uni-Chan -w-
    -w- Uni-Chan -w-

    can u read portuguese? if yes EU AMO TEU CANAL

  • Madeline Halliez
    Madeline Halliez

    14:01 I agree with you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. It stinks.

  • Christian Sperling
    Christian Sperling

    Its 6 am and John Cena killed me

  • Dj'Lisa Wyllie
    Dj'Lisa Wyllie

    I DONT LIKE “don’t call me angel” either! It’s 100% the bells or the clanging noise in the background which makes it unbearable af, gives me extreme sensory overload 😭 I love Lana’s part but that’s bc I love literally everything Lana does and I hate the rest of the song lmao

  • 80's bxby
    80's bxby

    congrats on 3 million james charles

  • Jordan Strasser
    Jordan Strasser

    I have the same hydro flask

  • Spilly Tea
    Spilly Tea

    I burned my spaghetti in the microwave

  • Itz ArtLife
    Itz ArtLife

    I tried to read Harry Potter... SO HOWS YOUR DAY?

  • Heen

    They tried to kill Carl not only once not only twice BUT thrice. I could neverrrrr

  • Zoe Nehrer
    Zoe Nehrer

    marry me plz lol

  • Shazmin Kamali
    Shazmin Kamali


  • T. D.
    T. D.

    11:35 I think the casino part john cena was referring to was about the “Lotus Flower” casino in the Percy Jackson book. This part only made sense to readers that read The Odyssey by Homer (an Epic with mythology), since the lotus flower, on the land of the Lotus-Eaters, was a plant eaten by Odysseus’s men that poisoned their minds and basically caused them to lose all sense of reality. There was also a scene in Percy Jackson about the “Scylla” monster which was also from The Odyssey.

  • Tearani Wikohika
    Tearani Wikohika

    your hair looks great!!

  • Lily Ferazzi
    Lily Ferazzi

    Are we not gonna talk about how they don’t have standardized testing

  • Carli Cartisser
    Carli Cartisser

    Whats Harry Potter

  • James Barret
    James Barret

    Omg relatable omg sksksksksks ur so relatable ooop

  • Brad Lewis
    Brad Lewis

    We're in the same boat with driving. Except, I'm American. So...

  • J M
    J M

    12:32 *recoils in 60 seconds x 4 = 240 words*

  • _O_Li_ v_a
    _O_Li_ v_a

    “how did you get sick?” *inhale* *”t h e b e e s”*

  • Hiccamo

    11:56 I’m sorry but that’s like the best part in the video lol

  • Happy man
    Happy man

    4 words x 1 second , 4 words x 1 minute, 1 minute=60 seconds, 240 words lmao this just made me laugh ❤️❤️

  • Alice Rivera
    Alice Rivera

    Joana : eats heathy, perfect child, goes to gym almost everyday, gets good grades, an actually good sense of humor , is great at art. Me: eats pretty healthy, an ok child, goes to the gym 3 or 2 times a week, gets good grades,, has an okay sense of humor, draws stick figure. ;)

  • Mariana Peraza
    Mariana Peraza

    DUDE Small boobs are THE BEST I don’t see the hype around having big boobs

  • Hannah Lidala
    Hannah Lidala

    love your vids please respond.

  • Maysen Brown
    Maysen Brown

    Couldn’t agree more with your stance on raising children

  • Van Gogh
    Van Gogh

    ily Joanna but PJO is (~ ̄³ ̄)~

  • Wonder Draw
    Wonder Draw

    God bless.

  • Jasminekim

    *you should be a theoritical physist like sheldon from tbbt*

  • Min Yoonji
    Min Yoonji

    Petition for Jellybean Celery to have a goat 👇🏻

  • Pepe's Mama
    Pepe's Mama

    Joana, I think you’re awesome and so does my daughter (who has many of your same traits!). Thanks for the entertainment!!

  • Gloriaplays

    Joana: can IT-my just fold its self up and throw its self away😭😂

  • Virgie Leah Bagares-Nemis
    Virgie Leah Bagares-Nemis

    Joanna you need to try doritoos with cheese and butter microwaved itssssssssssssss so good

  • Titsalina Bumsquash
    Titsalina Bumsquash

    I think the killer bee's got eem... I am sorry and also you are welcome.

  • charlotte is tired
    charlotte is tired

    4:31 brad mondo is getting excited

  • Arthur Bonicio
    Arthur Bonicio

    Do you consider yourself latina? I ask this cuz that's actually polemic in Brazil. Some people does, some people doesn't (including me). I would like to know the perspective of someone (brazilian) who was raised in another country like you. Tnks. Love your videos.

  • crrluv

    omg that was my question why she looks like her mom

  • Fayo Olatunji
    Fayo Olatunji

    what uni does she go to?

  • Rianna The Kirby
    Rianna The Kirby

    Is ur refrigerator running? Anyone:Yes...? (why would you ask me that?) The one and only Joana Ceddia: Yes. And I have to catch it. Comical..

  • Renatta

    Shave your head off lol 💜

  • tea time
    tea time

    John Cena: “were almost at 3 million, YoU kNoW whAt thAt mEanS” me: *the electrical bill is gonna go way up again.*

  • mike dias
    mike dias

    That tiny mic is fucking hilarious. The awkward is spot on. Definitely comedy.

  • Emily Jacobo
    Emily Jacobo

    Yes, I'm in trouble. in school they took my phone, I can't call my parents. my parents don't know can someone help?

  • i do stuff
    i do stuff

    joana "I only bye cloths from sustainable brands" no one ... absolutely no one ... Joana " AriTSiA!🙂 iS a sUstaIANabLe BRAND!!!"🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • •Mintii Aesthetic•
    •Mintii Aesthetic•

    "Catch me with my hair down I dare you" Hah.

  • Steph G
    Steph G

    Apply to Google!

  • trixsweatpants

    please. stop peaking that mic

  • Benji Cuyugan
    Benji Cuyugan

    im with you on the phone thing. im keeping mine till it dies (iphone 5se). for me its a waste of money and these new phones are getting expensive for no real reason.

  • Molly Bullock
    Molly Bullock

    Love my tiny boobs:) so much cheaper

  • Me Ok
    Me Ok

    Aaaahhhh so close to 3 million!

  • Grace Cho
    Grace Cho

    I'm literally doing my homework which is to find 10 words in a youtube vid you don't know and the person I turned to: JOANA CEDDIA

  • vicky russo
    vicky russo

    “shave ur head off”


    Who would dislike her videos 🙄these videos cure cancer

  • Carlea Wilson
    Carlea Wilson

    No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Everyone in the comment section: no one:

  • jhon

    you love brazil you just don't want to get shot in the back

  • ItzAngel_ .NotAngle
    ItzAngel_ .NotAngle

    Joana: *starts talking abt Brazil* Me, a limelight: “COME TO BRAZIL” (iykyk)

    • ItzAngel_ .NotAngle
      ItzAngel_ .NotAngle

      Sxphiecapel 06 luckyyyyy

    • Sxphiecapel 06
      Sxphiecapel 06

      Zdh Angel YESSSS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS me and my best friend are seeing the london show and we v excited

  • treeland

    Thank you for the small boob love, much appreciated

  • LadyGandalf

    Can you PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO OF HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VIDEOS. Like is the mic connected to camera? Or phone while you record? How does everything goooo togetherrrrrrr help 😭

  • Wig Snatched
    Wig Snatched

    You could be bob ross joana

  • Mr NI
    Mr NI

    Sre you a fan of taylor swift ? ?

  • Kiera Claprood
    Kiera Claprood

    i wish i was with you John cena

  • Dennis Pihlblad
    Dennis Pihlblad

    so pretty

  • ImAHumanAswell

    this is really important, I need help

  • Gacha Moonlights
    Gacha Moonlights

    Excuse the people who got mad at u for not liking dont call me angel, i might be an arianator but i still dont like it. Tbh Lana and Miley were kinda left out

  • Alyssa Faith
    Alyssa Faith

    Talking about the kid thing. Sounds like you just don’t wanna deal with babies & toddlers. You should adopt an older kid / teen !!!

  • Iggy Igamaro
    Iggy Igamaro

    didn't expect a spoiler for twd apart from that 10/10 for this vid

  • Quinnella Tran
    Quinnella Tran

    Pls don’t dye ur hair other color this look so good on u

  • ssmIXpRo

    what the hell is this channel about ? and why the fuck was it suggested to me ????

    • Neptxne !
      Neptxne !

      ssmIXpRo why did you comment? Click off if you didn’t want to see it🥴🤣

    • Gacha Moonlights
      Gacha Moonlights

      ssmIXpRo because shes the best human woman on Earth

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